Connecticut elementary teacher Marie Jarry was fired from her teaching job after her and her rotund husband competed in a contest on The Howard Stern Show in which a photo of her in a bikini appeared on Stern’s website.

Last week, The Howard Stern Show held an “Ugliest Guy, Hottest Wife” contest in which three couples competed for a $5,000 prize. Connecticut school teacher Marie Jarry (and her worse half) took home the loot, only days later to find herself fired from her job after a picture of her in a bikini (above) was posted on Stern’s website.

“Because of the nature of the show, the board was concerned,” said one parent of a Thalberg Elementary student.

I have to agree with the school board on this one. It might be different if she was a high school or college teacher. That toppled with the fact that it was Howard Stern’s show is probably enough to can her. It is easier to fire her than deal with the uproar at the PTA meeting.

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Nick at an unrelated wreck!

Pseudo-celeb spawn Nick Bollea (Hogan) was sentenced to 8 months in jail today by a Florida judge for reckless driving involving serious bodily injury. He is to begin serving his sentence right away.

Nick was at the wheel of his Toyota Supra, driving at extreme speeds, when he crashed into a median seriously injuring his buddy John Graziano when the car flipped.

Nick is the son of famed pro wrestler Hulk Hogan and the brother of singer Brooke Hogan. Nick rose to fame with the rest of his family on the VH1 reality TV show Hogan Knows Best.

Photos of the Wreck

More on Nick’s Troubles

Nick Hogan’s Wrecked Toyota Supra (Pics)

Momma Hogan Loves Speed Too

Nick Hogan Seriously Injured in Auto Wreck

Nick Hogan Boasts of Speeding Exploits

Linda Hogan’s Statement on Nick’s Car Accident

Speed Racer - (PG) Born to race cars, Speed Racer is aggressive, instinctive and, most of all, fearless. His only real competition is the memory of the brother he idolized - the legendary Rex Racer, whose death in a race has left behind a legacy that Speed is driven to fulfill. Speed is loyal to the family racing business, led by his father, Pops Racer, the designer of Speed’s thundering Mach 5. When Speed turns down a lucrative and tempting offer from Royalton Industries, he not only infuriates the company’s maniacal owner but uncovers a terrible secret - some of the biggest races are being fixed by a handful of ruthless moguls who manipulate the top drivers to boost profits. If Speed won’t drive for Royalton, Royalton will see to it that the Mach 5 never crosses another finish line. The only way for Speed to save his family’s business and the sport he loves is to beat Royalton at his own game. With the support of his family and his loyal girlfriend, Trixie, Speed teams with his one-time rival - the mysterious Racer X - to win the race that had taken his brother’s life: the death-defying, cross-country rally known as The Crucible.

What Happens in Vegas - (PG-13) Two people discover they’ve gotten married following a night of debauchery in Vegas, with one of them winning a jackpot after playing the other’s quarter. The pair trys to undermine each other and get their hands on the money… falling in love along the way.

The Fall - (R) In Los Angeles, circa 1920’s, a little immigrant girl finds herself in a hospital recovering from a fall. She strikes up a friendship with a bedridden man who captivates her with a whimsical story that removes her far from the hospital doldrums into the exotic landscapes of her imagination. Making sure he keeps the girl interested in the story he interweaves her family and people she likes from the hospital into his tale.

Surfwise - (R) Like many American outsider-adventurers, Dorian “Doc” Paskowitz set out to realize a utopian dream. Abandoning a successful medical practice, he sought self-fulfillment by taking up the nomadic life of a surfer. But unlike other American searchers like Thoreau or Kerouac, Paskowitz took his wife and nine children along for the ride, all eleven of them living in a 24 foot camper. Together, they lived a life that would be unfathomable to most, but enviable to anyone who ever relinquished their dreams to a straight job. The Paskowitz Family proved that America may be running out of frontiers, but it hasn’t run out of frontiersmen.

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• Paris Hilton now has a hair extension line- Celebrity Smack!
• Marc Jacobs might be the gayest designer alive- Celeb Warship
• George Clooney loves ‘Rock of Love’- Hollywood Backwash
• Gwen Stefani has a huge baby bump- Knocked Up Celebs
• Elisha Cuthbert bikini madness- Ninja Dude
• Kim Kardashian sexy lingerie photo shoot- Right Celebrity
• Hannah Montana ratings are starting to drop- Yeeeah!

Canadian Jayde Nicole has been named the 2008 Playmate of the Year by Playboy magazine today in Los Angeles. Jayde is 22-years-old and from Port Perry, Ontario.  She was Playboy’s Miss January 2007.

She is the first Canadian to be PMOY since Shannon Tweed was back in 1982 (yes its been 26 years).

The Last 10 Winners of Playmate of the Year

• 2007 Sarah Jean Underwood
• 2006 Kara Monaco
• 2005 Tiffany Fallon
• 2004 Carmella DeCesare
• 2003 Christina Santiago
• 2002 Dalene Kurtis
• 2001 Brande Roderick
• 2000 Jodi Ann Paterson
• 1999 Heather Kozar
• 1998 Karen McDougal

Video of Jayde Nicole Discussing her Likes and Dislikes

It should not come as much of a surprise that her favorite actress is Angelina Jolie. Yeah there is a bit of a resemblance.  I think every dark haired woman respects Angelina. Speaking of respect check out the tidbit below.

Lots and Lots of Photos Below

Yes you will see in one of the photos below (look for Daisy Dukes) that Jayde has the word ‘respect’ tattooed right above her pubic line………that’s a bit of an oddity.

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LeBron James might be the ‘King of Akron’ but he is not going to have too many waiters lining up to serve him and his posse in Cleveland if he continues to tip 1.25% on $800 tabs.

Here is how it all went down:

It went down like this: LeBron pulls up in his Mercedes outside XO. People stop and try not to stare, but c’mon, it’s LeBron James. He enters the restaurant with a group of friends. On this special occasion, the King decides to dine late. He keeps his group there until around 3:45 a.m. During this time the waiter obsequiously pours drinks and fetches anything else His Greatness needs.

The final bill comes to $800. By the feudal laws of decorum, which stipulate that the affluent should administer a 20 percent gratuity, staffers figured they’d be pocketing an extra $160. But when they fetched the autographed bill after His Heinousness bolted back to Akron, their expectation turned to disbelief, then anger.

LeBron stiffed them with a meager $10 tip.

LeBron is making over $13 million dollars in salary alone this year. He is making another $20 million plus in endorsements. So LBJ is making around $33 million bucks and he is still tipping like he is out in middle school with his girl at Denny’s.

Come on King that is just bad form and only adds to certain stereotypes. The BumpWife has been out with Michael Jordan when he was throwing down several Franklin’s on a much smaller tab. If you want to be great then be great off the court to those staying open hours after closing time who are making min. wage or less + tips.

Actress/model Liv Tyler and Brit musician Royston Langdon have announced their separation and intention to obtain a divorce. The two have one child, Milo, together.

“Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation. They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family’s privacy be respected at this time.”

About time Liv livened up about this chump. Liv was at her best in Aerosmith’s ‘Crazy’ video alongside Alicia Silverstone (see video below).

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The beautiful and ageless Tina Turner is rolling on the river yet again this summer. Today she announced the dates for her 2008 U.S. tour. The singer from Nutbush, Tennessee is known almost as much for her amazing legs as her music (which is pretty darn good).

Tour Dates Below
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Madonna’s ‘Hard Candy’ has debuted at #1 on Billboard Top 200 Albums chart knocking Mariah Carey’s E=MC2 down to the second spot.  Leona Lewis remained strong at #3.  A lot of new albums in the top 10 this week including releases from Lyfe Jennings, Def Leppard, The Roots, Portishead and Mudcrutch.

Here is a look at the top 10 Billboard Albums.

1. Hard Candy - Madonna
   
2. E=MC2 - Mariah Carey
   
3. Spirit - Leona Lewis
4. Lyfe Change - Lyfe Jennings
5. Songs from the Sparkle Lounge - Def Leppard
   
6. Rising Down - The Roots
   
7. Third - Portishead
8. Mudcrutch - Mudcrutch
   
9. Now 27 - Various Artists
   
10. Greatest Hits: Limited Edition - Tim McGraw

source: Billboard: Issue 2008-05-17

Mindy, Angela & Paulette

Roger Clemens has a healthy appetite for women as was well reported last week. The ‘Rocket’ has been romantically linked to country music star Mindy McCready (story and photos), realtor Angela Moyer (story and photos), and John Daly’s ex-wife Paulette Dean Daly (story and photos).

Let me set up the poll question. You are at your local bar with several of your friends. They have already either retired for the night or gone home for late night activities. You are at the bar with the Roger’s version of the ‘Banger Sisters’. You have had three beers too many, are lonely, yet realize that one of these women would be eager to come home with you.

So who do you pick? Who wins the ‘Roger of Love’?

Representative Vito J. Fossella from New York revealed today that he has a 3-year-old daughter with former Air Force lieutenant colonel  Laura Fay.

The prospect that Mr. Fossella could face a mandatory jail sentence if convicted had already threatened to bring to an end his decade-long career in the House, where Mr. Fossella is the only Republican representing New York City. The Daily News has reported that Mr. Fossella called Ms. Fay for help after his arrest and told officers that he was on his way to Grimm Street, where Ms. Fay lives, to visit a sick daughter.

Fossella was arrested on May 1st for driving while intoxicated in Alexandria, Virginia.

Republican Presidential nomineeJohn McCain on Comedy Central’s Daily Show told host Jon Stewart that Dwight Schrute (actor Rainn Wilson), from the sitcom The Office, could be his choice to become his Vice President.

The true odds on favorites are Mitt Romney and Bobby Jindal to name two.

American Idol reject Colin Leahy, who compared himself to Clay Aiken, has been arrested and charged with two counts of endangering a child.

A guy who once tried to get onto “American Idol” by comparing himself to Clay Aiken just got nabbed for sending sex-laced text messages to a 12-year-old boy and propositioning a ten-year-old while volunteering at a Brooklyn elementary school.

This dude was bad when he auditioned on season three and deserves to be locked up for a long time for endangering innocent little boys.

photo: TMZ

Britney Spears second stint on How I Met Your Mother. In this episode she plays Abby, a receptonist, who Neil Patrick Harris’ character is dating.

Country music star Eddie Arnold has died at the age of 89 at his care home in Nashville, Tennessee. Eddie was popular for more than seven decades and influenced hundreds of musicians both country and in other genres.

Mr. Arnold was a harbinger of the lush, orchestral Nashville Sound, made popular by the likes of Jim Reeves and Patsy Cline in the late 1950s and ‘60s. His greatest success was on the country charts, where, taken together, his singles have spent more time — including more time in the top position — than those of any other singer in the music’s history.

Thirty-seven of his hits crossed over to the pop charts. The biggest of those, “Make the World Go,” reached the pop Top Ten during the fall of 1965, when it was heard on the radio alongside the latest records by the Beatles, the Supremes and the Rolling Stones.

Eddie charted more than 140 songs including 28 #1 hits.

The ‘Tennessee Plowboy’ was born in Henderson, Tennessee, near my hometown and where most of my family still resides. Rest in Peace Eddie!

49-year-old Cornelia Turner was fulfilling her civic duty by taking part in jury duty in Houston, TX. Cornelia was one of the 20 prospective jurors in a marijuana possession trial. During jury selection, a 45-minute break was called. When the 45 minute break was up, Cornelia was the only one to not return to the courtroom.

The judge in the case was about to issue a bench warrant when he received a call that Cornelia was arrested right outside the criminal courthouse. Cornelia was arrested for smoking a joint.

The judge told The Houston Chronicle,

“I’ve had prospective jurors get lost before, but it never occurred to me that they might be getting ready for a marijuana trial by, allegedly, smoking marijuana.”

The finalists started tonight’s show by singing the classic Steely Dan song ‘Reeling in the Years’.  None of the contestants really seemed prepared for this song.

Here is my review from last night’s Idol

David Archuleta was the first to move on to next week.  David Cook quickly joined Archuleta safely on the sofa.

The halftime music was performed by Maroon 5 singing ‘If I Never See Your Face Again’.  Former Idol finalist Bo Bice was the final musical act of the night. He performed ‘Witness’.

The bottom two contestants this week were Jason Castro and Syesha Mercado

And here is who is going home this week:

Pack Your Bags

Jason Castro (Rockwall, TX) - ‘I Shot the Sheriff’ ‘Mr. Tambourine Man’
No surprise this week at all. Everyone knew that tonight would be Jason’s last night on the show.  He was entertaining and pretty good when his head was there.  It is a small miracle he made it as far as he did on the show.  He should milk the Idol tour for all its worth.

The 3 Remaining American Idol Finalists (in no particular order)

1. David Archuleta
2. David Cook
3. Syesha Mercado

Sadly it took the overdose death of 19-year-old Shirley ‘Jenny’ Poliakoff, a student at San Diego State University, to lead to the massive drug bust at SDSU; that included the arrest of 96 students, gang members, and closed down six fraternities on campus.

San Diego State 2006 graduate Nate Poliakoff, whose 19-year-old sister Jenny died a year ago from a lethal combination of cocaine and alcohol, is happy that there is a silver lining to the tragedy.“The biggest thing is that I’m glad something came of it,” the 25-year-old soon-to-be law student said in an interview with FOXNews.com. “After her death, we didn’t know there was an investigation going on, but I’m glad that the administration stepped up to the plate and said, we’re not going to tolerate this.”

Her family members were led to believe that she was your normal party girl college student.

Jenny, whose full name is Shirley Poliakoff, was a member of the Alpha Phi sorority. Her brother, Nate — who organized a benefit in her name last weekend called Jenny’s Walk — said he didn’t think she was an avid drug user.

“She was in a sorority going out partying,” he said. “She wasn’t some crazy drug girl or anything of that sort.”

Large amounts of cocaine, guns, and other drugs were confiscated during the raid.  The six fraternities that have been Theta Chi, Lambda Chi Alpha, Phi Kappa Psi, Phi Kappa Theta, Sigma Alpha Epsilon and Sigma Alpha Mu.

Phi Alpha!

Matt Damon looks like a bit of a cross between a male porn star and a MIT tech on the set filming his upcoming movie The Informant.

Do you think the mustache is a good look for Matt?

photo: ONTD

British mess Amy Winehouse was arrested for drug possession by London police after questioning her about several drug offenses.

Winehouse went to a London police station this afternoon at around 1:00 PM for a scheduled meeting and was questioned regarding alleged drug offenses. At the conclusion of the meeting, Amy was arrested.

According to The Sun, Amy was popped over a video they ran of her allegedly smoking crack and snorting cocaine.

Vote: Amy or Britney? Who Goes First