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Bumpshack Stories From April 2005 April 30, 2005 It does not seem anyone at all is buying this one. More on Cruise-Holmes publicity stunt:
'Soup Nazi' to launch his own takeout chain. posted 2:21pm by jholmes Runaway Bride: Georgia bride-to-be fabricated abduction and kidnapping story. She is claiming she got cold feet and needed some time alone. I thought about this possibly being the case when I first heard of the story, but I did not want to speculate on such a sensitive issue. I am glad the woman is ok. I feel bad for the groom-to-be, or could-have-been. posted 7:32am by jholmes
I seem to have pegged this one concerning Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. If it smells like fish then it must be.......
Missing Georgia bride-to-be found alive in New Mexico. Few details have yet to be released. posted 3:18am by jholmes Chris Klein has not had the best month. First, his engagement to Katie Holmes comes to an end. Then, he finds out she is dating Tom Cruise Finally, today his attorney placed a guilty plea in his DUI case. Klein will have 5 years of probation. His BAC was 0.20, over two times the legal limit of 0.08. posted 1:27am by jholmes Male caddie sues married LPGA golfer claiming she tried to use him as an unknowing sperm donor to impregnate her. posted 1:13am by jholmes An oversized burrito at a New Mexico school was mistaken for a gun. Streets were closed, armed officers called in, and the school was put on lockdown until it was discovered it was a burrito and not a gun. posted 1:01am by jholmes April 29, 2005 Katie Holmes says she is saving herself for marriage. Not that she had anything to worry about with Tom. Sounds like a great pairing. Good cover and press for Tom and it helps promote both of their summer movies. posted 3:57pm by jholmes David Beckham explains how he remains to beautiful. posted 2:01pm by jholmes Oil has fallen below $50 a barrel. This is great news and hopefully it will continue to fall, especially for those who have summer trips planned. posted 1:56pm by jholmes Son of rocker Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, Jack, knocks out his opponent in his first fight in Thailand. posted 9:23am by jholmes Oreo to go on diet. After 97 years the Oreo cookie is being reengineered to be rid of trans fat. Officials are stating that it will still dunk the same. posted 9:19am by jholmes Fighting like two Sherman tanks: Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie continue to duke it out. posted 9:17am by jholmes Fantasy Baseball trade tips on who to buy and sell at this point in the season. posted 9:07am by jholmes How to do it not so easily: Brutal Breakup Lines. posted 9:02am by jholmes Men always want it, right? What about when he doesn't want sex? posted 8:57am by jholmes The DIA says that North Korea is close to being able to arm its missiles with nukes. posted 8:51am by jholmes Katie Holmes had this to say about her current boyfriend while she was still engaged to Chris Klein last year:
Rick Ankiel went 1-4 in his debut with the St. Louis Cardinals double A team while playing the outfield for the first time in his career. Ankiel is just 25, he will pull this move off. posted 2:39am by jholmes A zebra in Barbados has given birth to a foal that was fathered by a donkey. posted 2:04am by jholmes Some are saying that Pope Benedict XVI's rise to the papacy signifies that the end of the world is near. posted 1:52am by jholmes Denny's is in trouble again over racially sensitive comments. This time for telling a group of Arab-American men that, "We don't sever bin ladens here." posted 1:33am by jholmes April 28, 2005 Sexy and least sexiest celebrities in the world. Can you guess who was at the top of each list? posted 10:19am by jholmes New HIV warning regarding 'daisy chaining' at teenage parties. posted 9:57am by jholmes Congress is debating on a plan to mint dollar coins with the faces of all of the former Presidents on them. posted 12:59am by jholmes Q-tip please: Doctors find over 50 maggots in the ears of a Bangkok man. posted 12:40am by jholmes Nick and Jessica Simpson showed up in Iraq and surprised the troops for a six-day stay. The six-day visit will be turned into an ABC special, 'Nick and Jessica: Tour of Duty.' Check out this sneak peak of Jessica as Daisy Duke. posted 12:30am by jholmes Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are now dating according to sources and were spotted in Rome together yesterday. This one just doesn't sit too well. posted 12:21am by jholmes
April 27, 2005 Mr. O looks at why Jane Fonda was not prosecuted for aiding and abetting the enemy during the Vietnam war. He also states she has been given a life sentence as it is. posted 3:33pm by jholmes Was Jesus black or white? Discuss it on the Bumpshack Message Board and let your opinion be heard. posted 11:47am by jholmes A member of the Iraqi parliament has been killed. No new government has been settled on yet, as the debates continue by debating members. Violence there will continue to go unchecked until they agree on how the government is to be led. posted 10:40am by jholmes More photos from my evening with Paris Hilton from last month are now posted on BumpPhotos. Special thanks to KLL. Discuss Paris and other celebrities on the Bumpshack Message Board. posted 10:36am by jholmes Who is your fantasy girlfriend? Top ten fantasy celebrity girlfriends. posted 10:27am by jholmes How do bad boys get the babes? posted 10:24am by jholmes Nick and Jessica have bought a new home in Las Vegas. posted 10:22am by jholmes Weird facts and secrets of those who make up the FORTUNE 500. posted 10:17am by jholmes Reading this page is #7. Six habits of highly sexual women. Also, 4 ways to tell if you are a sexual slacker. posted 10:12am by jholmes Pierce Brosnan will remain as 007 for the next James Bond film. He is a great Bond. posted 10:10am by jholmes Who's your daddy? Ex-wife of Michael Jackson could reveal true father of his children if she testifies in his sexual molestation trial. My bet is Marlon Brando or Corey Feldman. posted 10:02am by jholmes Photos from Frank Wycheck's Harley Ride kickoff dinner for the Special Olympics can now be found in BumpPhotos. Frank, along with several current Titans, Billy Ray Cyrus and Little Big Town were in attendance. posted 9:16am by jholmes Ben Afleck upsets Jennifer Garner's ex by parking in his reserved spot on the set of 'Alias.' posted 2:05am by jholmes Moby has stated that he would do all he could to make his kid homosexual if he were ever to have any children. That's great Moby. I am sure you will be a great parent and not force any of your views on your child, much less what their sexuality should be or the air they should breath. posted 1:51am by jholmes The gospel of beer? Man borrows money against his home to spread the good word about beer. I am sure he will have no problem finding disciples. posted 1:45am by jholmes Opium is being harvested in Afghanistan despite a crackdown by U.S. government.
New computerized show adjusts comfort for runners and walkers. posted 1:27am by jholmes Did Martha Stewart violate her probation? The Feds are looking into her partying. posted 1:00am by jholmes April 26, 2005 A position-by-position breakdown of the Top Porn Mustaches of all-time from Major League Baseball. posted 4:53pm by jholmes Photos coming tomorrow of the fundraiser I was at last night put on by former Tennessee Titan Frank Wycheck. Many other Titans were in attendance and music was provided by Little Big Town and a very nice Christian man by the name of Billy Ray Cyrus. Yes, Mr. Achy Breaky Heart, who is a very talented entertainer and a nice guy to boot. posted 4:11pm by jholmes She said it was gastric bypass surgery. We know better now. Carnie Wilson has given birth to a baby girl. Carnie finally popped her out after 15-year pregnancy. posted 3:39pm by jholmes Photos surface of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie frolicking in Africa at a romantic resort on the beach with her son Maddox. Who knows how what is going on, but what a couple. Discuss this on the Bumpshack Message Board. posted 3:34pm by jholmes Herd of wild buffalo roam streets of a Baltimore suburb until being corralled in an apartment tennis court. posted 1:00pm by jholmes This lady is still the hottest teacher of the teacher/student sex scandals going on right now. posted 9:19am by jholmes The most expensive and lavish hotel is set to open in Las Vegas in just a few days. The hotel/casino will reside on 215 acres and be the most expensive project in the history of the strip. posted 8:58am by jholmes Phil and Kobe are set to meet together later on in the week. What is going on? I believe Phil is probably just using the Lakers as leverage in negotiations with other teams concerning their open coaching jobs. Although, Phil does seem to have fallen in love with Los Angeles and his lifestyle there. If I were Phil I would go wherever Lebron goes. It should be Kobe and Dr. Phil meeting instead. posted 1:37am by jholmes Michael Jackson's ex-wife is set to testify in his ongoing trial. Neither side is exactly sure how she would testify if she is put on the stand. posted 1:30am by jholmes Check out the Bumpshack Message Board. Many great conversational threads and topics being tossed around on the board. posted 1:28am by jholmes The 10 best value colleges. Middle Tennessee State University could be added to this list as well. It is a great value college on a big school level. posted 1:27am by jholmes Very sound good advice. 17 signs of a bad boyfriend. posted 1:22am by jholmes More and more American girls are taking steroids to beef up. That creates quite a quandary for me with BumpBeef selections. posted 1:17am by jholmes Elton John is planning to marry his longtime lover David Furnish later this year. Oil prices fell yesterday after President Bush met with the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia. posted 1:12am by jholmes A train derailed in Japan killing over 70 passengers. posted 1:09am by jholmes April 25, 2005 Many in Hollywood are trying to decide who should be the next James Bond. posted 1:08am by jholmes Federline's ex not surprised that Britney Spears is pregnant, and says that she is all for their kids hanging out together. posted 1:03am by jholmes Police are going to give the mother of two missing Georgian toddlers a lie detector test to see if she had anything to do with their disappearance. posted 12:58am by jholmes Have any Hot Wheels? If so you might want to check out this auction on Ebay. posted 12:55am by jholmes Skydiver dies after hitting plane on way down. His legs were severed during the collision. posted 12:51am by jholmes Google.com is now valued at more than Disney, GM, and Viacom. posted 12:48am by jholmes Arnold Schwarzeneger is not nearly as invincible recently as he has been in the past due to several gaffs from his mouth. posted 12:45am by jholmes April 24, 2005 Maurice Clarett, who was involved with several legal issues while at Ohio State and since then as well, was drafted with the last pick of the 3rd round yesterday, by the Denver Broncos in the NFL Draft. posted 9:51am by jholmes Former nanny for the Beckhams reveals the dirt on the marriage and David's treatment of Victoria. posted 9:42am by jholmes Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfield was a big hit at the 'Grand Ole Opry' last night in Nashville, Tennessee. posted 9:34am by jholmes Pamela Anderson having a bit of a wild time or maybe it is just a reunion of the 'Baywatch' cast. Discuss on the Bumpshack Message Board. posted 9:26am by jholmes The top twenty places to eat in the world. Sonic Drive-In did not make the list. posted 3:16am by jholmes New Superman revealed in tights for 'Superman Returns' which will be in theaters next summer. posted 3:11am by jholmes Majority of condoms in India are being used to make saris, toys, and slippers. posted 3:09am by jholmes An estimated crowd of over 500,000 flocked to the Vatican City earlier today to see the formal installation of Pope Benedict XVI. posted 3:06am by jholmes A bombing at the police academy in Iraq killed 6 Iraqis and injured over 25 this morning. posted 3:00am by jholmes Alexander and Leola Nance, who were married for 64 years, died this week less than fourteen hours apart. He was suffering from Alzheimer's and she was from Parkinson's. posted 2:56am by jholmes April 23, 2005 Alex Smith from Utah went to the San Francisco 49'ers with the first pick in the 2005 NFL Draft. posted 10:12pm by jholmes The NFL draft begins today at 12:00pm noon Eastern. NFL Draft rankings. Draft order. posted 10:09am by jholmes A Washington woman has been jailed for keeping over 400 birds in her home. Many of the fowl were dead or neglected and found all over the home and yard. posted 2:59am by jholmes The contraception Sponge is returning to the U.S. market after a 11-year hiatus. American Home Products quit making the product in 1994 when they did not have enough money to upgrade their plant. They have since then been bought out.
Oil prices climbed for the fourth straight day on Friday. posted 2:38am by jholmes Best Pickup Line: "You have beautiful eyes." Discuss your best and worst pickup lines on the Bumpshack Message Board. posted 2:34am by jholmes I know some adults with imaginary friends, but researchers say over 65% of 7-year olds have make believe friends. posted 2:32am by jholmes A new study claims that unmade beds are healthier for humans because it does not attract nearly as many mites. posted 2:23am by jholmes April 22, 2005 New Bumpshack Book review from Jsilva for adults over to the right under the Hottie of the Moment photo. posted 10:18pm by jholmes Must Read: Man invents soundless sound system and wins invention contest prize of $550,000. Also, check out his AirScooter invetion page. posted 10:14pm by jholmes Women who love classic fairy tales like "Cinderella" and "Beauty and the Beast" are more likely to fall victim to violent relationships and domestic abuse later on in life. posted 4:53am by jholmes BumpHotties Volume III is in the works. Keep an eye out for it and until then visit all the other HOTTIES. posted 9:02am by jholmes Ann Coulter fights back on her website at Time Magazine's photo editor. posted 9:01am by jholmes Bedbugs are starting to infest hotel beds once again. posted 8:58am by jholmes A Japanese company is marketing a bubblegum that supposedly enhances breast size. Now they have gone to work on 'if I was a little bit taller' gum. posted 8:56am by jholmes The woman in the Wendy's chili finger story has now been arrested. posted 8:53am by jholmes Lindsay Lohan's Los Angeles home was burglarized while she was off in New York. The thieves even took time to drink all her vodka before finishing the job. posted 1:46am by jholmes What's in my J.E.L.L.O.? Bill Cosby is now fighting lawsuits from 11 women who claim that they were drugged and sexually assaulted by Mr. Huxtable. posted 1:25am by jholmes Bad news baseball fans and small children. Study shows that hotdogs cause cancer risk increase. posted 1:15am by jholmes Gays in Sports: Poll shows mixed opinions about gay athletes in athletics. Photo gallery of gay athletes. posted 1:10am by jholmes The Chicago Cubs will be without Nomar Garciaparra for 2-3 months after he ripped his groin from the bone while running to first base during a game Wednesday night. posted 12:44am by jholmes Retiring Representative Henry Hyde says the Clinton impeachment might have been retaliation for Richard Nixon. posted 12:2am by jholmes Scientists have finally figured out why all the kernels in a bag of popcorn do not pop. Who needs a cure for AIDS when you can put the smartest people to work figuring out kernelogy. posted 12:18am by jholmes Biased Study: A Hong Kong study says that Chinese men's 'wankies' measure up with men from around the world. That is like your wife asking you if she looks fat in a certain dress. posted 12:01am by jholmes April 21, 2005 The worst rip-offs on Ebay. Guide to internet auctions. posted 11:40am by jholmes Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are going their separate ways. Kimberly Stewart, the daughter of rocker Rod Stewart, will replace Nicole on 'The Simple Life.' Discuss Paris, celebs and all kinds of gossip on the Bumpshack Message Board. Also, check out the contest on the board for a very cool prize. posted 11:33am by jholmes Fox News chief Roger Ailes and Al Gore light heartedly squared off with their perspectives on how the media reports the news. posted 11:31am by jholmes Officials in Fort Wayne, Indiana have discovered that their open container law bans all open containers including soda and food. Therefore one could be subject to a $50 fine just for eating Doritos or drinking a bottle of water. posted 11:24am by jholmes ABC is planning expose story on the relationships between contestants and the 'American Idol' judges. How can a judge be British for a show called 'American Idol'? First round NBA Playoffs TV schedule and start times. posted 1:47am by jholmes Come on Mike! Prosecutor in Jackson case to present bombshell Vaseline witness testimony. You have (had) millions of dollars and were one of the best entertainers in the world and you were using Vaseline with your boys. Get out the check book and get something from the adult section of the pharmacy that is not so irritating and not the same texture of melted gummy bears. posted 1:32am by jholmes New York Yankees to pay a record $30,000,000 luxury tax in their attempt to buy the World Series this year. posted 1:27am by jholmes Bennifer Wedding II: Heavy rumor that Ben 'Fat' Affleck and 'Alias' star Jennifer Garner are engaged or soon to be. It would be Affleck's most challenging role to date. posted 12:45am by jholmes Dozens of dead Iraqis discovered in the Tigris river. posted 12:40am by jholmes April 20, 2005 The Texas House of Representatives has passed a bill banning homosexuals, bisexuals, and transsexuals from being foster parents. The bill will become law if the Texas Senate approves it as well. posted 3:30pm by jholmes A disabled veteran in Kansas City was arrested for spitting tobacco juice in Jane Fonda's face during a recent book signing. posted 11:54am by jholmes A day in the life of former Lakers and Bulls coach Phil Jackson. posted 11:48am by jholmes New study says that even moderate drinking is not as healthy as once originally thought. The study claims that its the good lifestyle that influences the better health because moderate drinkers are wealthier, better educated, more active, and better nourished. posted 8:55am by jholmes Review of the new album by former Matchbox Twenty lead singer Rob Thomas. posted 8:51am by jholmes Ashton Kutcher may return to modeling.....if you buy a ticket to his new movie. posted 8:49am by jholmes Yesterday marked the 10th anniversary of the Oklahoma City Bombing. posted 8:43am by jholmes Governator Schwarzenneger wants the U.S. to close its borders. His aid later clarified and translated the statement into English for the press. posted 2:12am by jholmes Pro Bush Papal? Newly elected Pope Benedict XVI intervened in last fall's presidential election against John Kerry. PB urged U.S. bishops not to serve communion to politicians who supported abortion rights.
Yes, Yes, Yes!! Even Sam Donaldson, Mr. Spock himself, is saying network news is dead. posted 1:54am by jholmes Some Friend: The Arquette's are upset about photos of baby Coco's christening being sent over the internet. The suspected culprit is Jennifer Aniston. posted 1:38am by jholmes It seems that green tea is becoming the modern day penicillin. New study shows that it also helps fight prostrate cancer in men at risk. posted 1:33am by jholmes More and more women are becoming hooked by gambling. posted 1:30am by jholmes April 19, 2005 Pope Benedict XVI: Cardinal Ratzinger, of Germany, elected to be the new Pope and talking head of the Catholic church. Ratzinger is 78 and was close to Pope John Paul II. I figured they would know name someone old who deserved the title Therefore allowing the legacy of Pope John Paul II to hasten away. Then in just a few short years they would elect someone much younger and with his own vision for the future of the church. Profile of PB. Fast Facts on PB. posted 1:56pm by jholmes City of Los Angeles opens $17 million dollar homeless shelter that features a gym, salon, and movie theater. California here I come!! posted 10:24am by jholmes Cardinals in Rome once again fail to elect a new Pope. posted 10:19am by jholmes Mariah is back! Her new album 'The Emancipation of Mimi' will be #1 on the Billboard charts next week. The album will also be her biggest selling album for its debut week. posted 2:00am by jholmes 'Monday Night Football' is leaving ABC for ESPN. Disney owns both ABC and ESPN, so this is not a shocker. It is just a way for Disney to maximize profits and make more money. posted 1:54am by jholmes Paul McCartney releases tour dates for yet another North American tour. Sure Paul was a Beatle, but the life expectancy of a beetle is 3-5 years. posted 1:29am by jholmes And then I stuck my flute in my neighbor's dog: Arrest warrant issued for 'American Pie' actress for her failure to show up in court over threats she made to sexually molest her neighbor's dog. posted 1:23am by jholmes A Seattle man is hot after he accidentally caught on fire during an emergency heart surgery in the operating room. posted 1:15am by jholmes April 18, 2005 Tabloid: Demi and Ashton pick out matching wedding plans for secretive Vegas wedding. posted 3:59pm by jholmes According to Drudge, Ann Coulter is furious with Time magazine after they distorted her photo for the cover of its latest issue:
Another reason why I subscribe to XM radio. Sirius satellite radio announces signing of Martha Stewart for a 24-hour channel that features cooking, home improvement tips, and how to make false statements and obstruct justice. posted 12:56pm by jholmes Who is Matt Drudge? Creator of the Drudge Report, which has produced many spin offs (including Bumpshack.com to an extent), but read here about Drudge the man. He was the first to break the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal back in 1998 and Princess Diana's death. There has been over 3.4 billion visits to his site in the last year and over 231 million in the last month alone. Spin offs: Drunk Report- Less Serious and more of a comedy page or making fun of those in the news. Drudge Retort- A heavily liberal slant of the news with identical layout as Drudge Report. posted 8:44am by jholmes Biggest cheaters and frauds in sports history. posted 8:02am by jholmes Is Lance Armstrong retiring? Cycling great to make 'can't miss' announcement today. Lance has won six consecutive Tour de France races. I was lucky enough to be at the finish of his second win back in the summer of 2000 in Paris. That was before my France boycott. posted 12:23am by jholmes George Steinbrenner is mad and fuming at his team that he pays $200 million (plus) to play baseball. They Yankees are off to a 4-8 start. King George has not been able to buy the title the past three years or so.....too bad. posted 12:26am by jholmes Freak 70-foot wave crashes into cruise ship doing extensive damage and injuring four. posted 12:15am by jholmes Whether you love or hate George W. Bush, almost everyone loves his wife Laura. posted 12:10am by jholmes How much is your favorite baseball team worth? posted 12:04am by jholmes You're So Vain: How to decipher vanity plates. posted 12:02am by jholmes Summer is getting near: Hottest Bikini Bunnies. posted 12:01am by jholmes April 17, 2005 Americans spend $46 billion annually on diet products. This figure does not include Oprah's purchases. Figure could double once those are reported. posted 1:55am by jholmes Top Twenty Beer Bars in America. Should be titled 'Top Twenty Yankee Beer Bars.' Just look at the location of almost all of these. posted 1:43am by jholmes Genius: Albert Einstein is the very reason for so many things we enjoy in the world today and one of the most interesting and profound figures in all of history. His legacy keeps expanding by the day. posted 1:08am by jholmes Wholphin baby born at Seaworld to whale-dolphin hybrid. posted 12:52am by jholmes Indiana is finally considering making daylight savings time a law like 47 other states have already done. posted 12:46am by jholmes April 16, 2005 What she expects us guys to know. 25 things women wish men knew. posted 2:22am by jholmes How do they do it? Secrets of successful couples. posted 2:19am by jholmes Top names for dogs. Hillary does not make list. And for you feline lovers, the top names for cats. posted 2:13am by jholmes Healthy Choices: 10 ultra healthy foods for our diet. posted 2:09am by jholmes Top family cars of 2005. posted 1:59am by jholmes President Bush and Vice President Cheney had big bills to the IRS. posted 1:31am by jholmes Some are calling for a mistrial in the Michael Jackson trial. posted 1:12am by jholmes The IRS is auditing people more frequently than usual trying to find those cheating the system. posted 12:59am by jholmes Yesterday Wall Street had its worst day in two years. posted 12:52am by jholmes April 15, 2005 TAX DAY Steve Spurrier and Phil Fulmer are trading barbs again with each other. This is good for the SEC. posted 5:04pm by jholmes Michael Vick's Ron Mexico alias not funny to NFL. The alias is used in a lawsuit filed against him by a woman who claims the Falcons star quarterback infected her with herpes. The alias was allegedly used by Vick in testing and treatment of the STD. Ron Mexico has become a cult icon and has inspired its own website. posted 11:53am by jholmes Mississippi love? Woman's love story on losing her virginity. posted 9:59am by jholmes 'Sex and the City' star reveals not so attractive lesbian lover. posted 9:47am by jholmes McDonald's turns 50 today. 50 years of Golden Arches. In that time McDonald's has spread to over 30,000 stores in over 119 countries. Ray Kroc was a visionary, but I doubt he envisioned all those Happy Meals. I always avoid McDonald's here in the States, but I survived via the Golden Arches while living overseas. posted 2:11am by jholmes Workers at zoo in South Africa try to cure star chimpanzee from bad smoking habit. posted 1:59am by jholmes P.Diddy sells out to Warner Music. Warner will own 50% of his Bad Boy label. The deal is for three years and Mr. Sean Combs will receive $30 million. posted 1:52am by jholmes 911 dispatcher reprimanded for joke remark to caller. I would have responded the same way as the dispatcher. Some citizens really abuse the 911 system. posted 1:49am by jholmes April 14, 2005 10,000 fugitives wanted for rape, murder, and armed robbery nabbed by the Feds and Marshals. posted 3:37pm by jholmesHungry Hippos: Judge overturns FDA ban on ephedra. posted 3:11pm by jholmes The price of oil continued to fall today, dropping below $50 a barrel. posted 3:06pm by jholmes Bankruptcy reform bill passed by Congress. posted 3:05pm by jholmes White Sugar Baby: Singer D'Angelo pleads guilty to drug charges. posted 11:16am by jholmes During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students: Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom, "Just a minute, I have to go piss." That would be rude and impolite!!! What about you John, how would you say it? "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table. And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners? I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper." posted 9:51am by jholmes Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital last weekend amidst fears she had lost her baby. Discuss on Bumpshack Message Board. posted 9:20am by jholmes World Toilet Summit to be hosted (plunged) in Thailand. posted 9:08am by jholmes Little Boy George: 16-year-old high school student says he was suspended for wearing lipstick and makeup. posted 9:06am by jholmes What to do when you are a woman with hot passion for two brothers? posted 9:01am by jholmes Her biggest bedroom fears. His biggest bedroom fears. Common bedroom insecurities to cast off. posted 8:56am by jholmes Hottest zip codes and housing cost appreciations. posted 8:49am by jholmes The ban on cigarette lighters in airports goes into effect today. Unlike guns and knives, cigarette lighters can not be stowed and are totally banned on all flights. posted 8:46am by jholmes More 50 Cent please....BET drops 'Nightly News' show. posted 1:35am by jholmes Alfre Woodard to join cast of 'Desperate Housewives.' Now I would have to be extremely desperate to watch. posted 1:33am by jholmes Jacko in financial trap again. Michael Jackson will be forced to sell his 50% interest in the massive music catalog he owns that includes most of the Beatles songs. posted 1:26am by jholmes Minnesota Timberwolves owner in an interview called Sprewell and Cassell a failed experiment. posted 1:16am by jholmes John Lennon's life to become a musical 25 years after the death of the late great rock pioneer. posted 12:42am by jholmes April 13, 2005 Congratulations to LATinkerbell becoming a Honorary Bumpshacker with her 100th post on the Bumpshack Message Board. Thanks for the great insight and thoughts. posted 2:54pm by jholmes Curt Schilling is healthy and will make his 2005 debut for the Boston Red Sox against the New York Yankees tonight at Fenway park. posted 2:33pm by jholmes Crude oil prices have dropped to a 7-week low at less than $51 a barrel. Great news for those planning summer vacations. The drop is due in fact to reports that inventory reserve stockpiles are higher than thought. posted 2:28pm by jholmes Limo driver for teen's prom arrested after running stop signs and cutting people off. Her 8 high school passengers are now gaining fame from telling of the tale. posted 9:34am by jholmes Latest Rehab: Joaquin Phoenix checks in for alcohol rehab. His brother River died of a drug overdose outside of the Viper Room in Los Angeles back in 1993. posted 9:21am by jholmes The woman who found a finger in her chili at Wendy's says she will not sue. Could it be that her past caught up with her? or was it the raid on her home? posted 9:14am by jholmes 51% of New Yorkers polled said 'no' to a Presidential run by Hillary Clinton in 2008. posted 1:13am by jholmes Next Pope has huge financial issues to tackle due to several factors working against the Holy See. posted 12:46am by jholmes FDA votes against lifting 13-year-old ban on silicone implants. posted 12:41am by jholmes Study finds that the Japanese watch more TV than anyone else. posted 12:37am by jholmes Yahoo! Fantasy Bumpshack Baseball League: Free to join. Go to Fantasy Baseball Homepage and sign in with your Yahoo! login info. Join existing custom league. The league id # is 323629 and the password is bumps. Email me if you need any help getting started at Bumpshack@Bumpshack.com. I look forward to the competition. posted 12:41am by jholmes April 12, 2005 Britney confirms rumor that she is in fact pregnant. Discuss her on the Bumpshack Message Board. posted 9:16pm by jholmes Keith Urban won for video of the year at the Country Music Awards. I was then at the Roxy in Hollywood when my cell rang and it was Keith, after the awards show, to asking if i was J.Holmes and to ask where I was. Yes, a very weird night. I saw Metal Skool at the Roxy. Metal Skool is a metal cover band and they rock. Be sure to check out their humorous bios on their site. Sebastian Bach of Skid Row and Scott Ian of Anthrax were there and called on stage to play a couple of songs. A certain 'Newlywed' housewife was there as well. Jessica Simpson was not as eager to join the guys on stage. The lead singer of Metal Skool went out into the small crowd to get Jessica to join on Whitesnake's 'Here I go Again,' but to no avail. And yes, annoying Casey from 'Newlyweds' was there but no Nick. For sure a very interesting night with Sebastian, Keith, and Jessica. posted 4:35am by jholmes Bill Clinton has announced that his foundation has brokered a deal to provide AIDS fighting drugs to kids at half the price they normally cost. posted 4:3am by jholmes Pay phones on the verge of extinction. posted 4:23am by jholmes Jermaine O'Neal of the Indiana Pacers claims that a proposed age-limit in the NBA would be paramount to racism. posted 4:00am by jholmes April 11, 2005 President Bush has asked Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon not to expand a vital Jewish settlement on the West Bank. posted 1:20pm by jholmes University of Tennessee quarterback Brent Schaeffer has been arrested after beating up man in dorm room brawl. The man was in a disagreement with Schaeffer's girlfriend when Schaeffer started hitting him. Another teammate was also charged in the incident. posted 1:12pm by jholmes The iPod craze seems to have hooked everyone including the President. A rundown of the tunes on the President's iPod. posted 1:44am by jholmes Tiger Woods is back. Woods defeated Chris DiMarco to win his fourth green jacket at The Masters golf tournament on the first playoff hole. In doing so, Woods silenced his critics, who spoke that Woods success was a thing of the past. posted 1:36am by jholmes Catholics protest convicted child molester Cardinal Law leading prayers for Pope in Rome. posted 1:34am by jholmes Matthew McConaughey's 'Sahara' topped 'Fever Pitch' to take the top spot at the box office over the weekend. posted 1:30am by jholmes Sore Loser: Kerry tells voters group that many voters were denied access to the polls through trickery and intimidation in last falls presidential election. posted 1:24am by jholmes Ex-NFL players who shot at the home of Siegfried and Roy saw them as a threat to the world and wanted to warn everyone about them. posted 1:21am by jholmes April 10, 2005 Have a submission for a BumpHottie or BumpBeef? Email them to me at Bumpshack@Bumpshack.com. posted 12:45am by jholmes Yahoo! Fantasy Bumpshack Baseball League: Free to join. Go to Fantasy Baseball Homepage and sign in with your Yahoo! login info. Join existing custom league. The league id # is 323629 and the password is bumps. Email me if you need any help getting started at Bumpshack@Bumpshack.com. I look forward to the competition. posted 12:41am by jholmes Those Pitt-Jolie rumors are just not going away. Discuss the latest rumors on the Bumpshack Message Board. posted 12:30am by jholmes Iraqi protestors mark the anniversary of the fall of Baghdad. posted 12:28am by jholmes Civilian volunteers that have flocked to Arizona continue to monitor the U.S.-Mexico border. posted 12:24am by jholmes How do you sleep? Your sleep position indicates what type of personality you have, so they say. posted 12:21am by jholmes Chris Dimarco leads The Masters field. He is four shots ahead of Tiger Woods heading into the final day of play. Vijay whined about Lefty's cleats to no avail. posted 12:20am by jholmes Mother of rap mogul P.Diddy's oldest son to receive over $21,000 a month in child support. posted 12:18am by jholmes The next Jimi Hendrix? Sir Elton says Eminem is on par with Hendrix and Mick Jagger as far as being Rock n' Roll immortals. posted 12:15am by jholmes Q and A with Matthew McConaughey on his new movie 'Sahara' and his hopes for it to become a film franchise. posted 12:10am by jholmes Stubborn GIANT: Barry Bonds still working out and rehabilitating with BALCO linked trainer. BALCO is under federal investigation for distributing illegal steroids and human growth substances to pro athletes. posted 12:04am by jholmes Uninhibited Women: Is she too wild for you? posted 12:01am by jholmes April 9, 2005 Jack Nicklaus waves goodbye after playing in his last Masters golf tournament. posted 5:32pm by jholmes Roger Clemens has tied Steve Carlton with his 329th career win last night. Clemens and Carlton are now both tied for 9th place on the all-times win list. posted 10:57am by jholmes Witness says he saw Jackson's hand down 'Home Alone' stars pants. posted 10:53am by jholmes Two Bush boys and Clinton bond on journey to Pope's funeral by exchanging foreign policy advice and stories on life in the oval office. posted 10:44am by jholmes A new study is showing that High-Carb diets may raise the breast cancer risk among women. posted 10:37am by jholmes New hide-and-seek alarm makes sleepyheads get up out of bed to find it and turn it off. This is otherwise known as having kids to millions of parents. posted 10:33am by jholmes Billions of butterflies are descending on California. posted 10:30am by jholmes April 8, 2005 The woman who found a finger in her chili at Wendy's has a history of filing frivolous lawsuits. posted 10:43pm by jholmes Atlanta Olympic bombing suspect to plead guilty. Events in Eric Rudolph's life. posted 1:57pm by jholmes Last will and testament of the Pope. posted 11:33am by jholmes More teacher sex: 26-year-old California teacher accused of having sex with three of her male high school students. posted 11:25am by jholmes After watching hundreds of episodes, a Russian court has approved of 'The Simpsons' for Russian households. A father had sued saying the show had led his 6-year-old son to drugs and violence. posted 11:22am by jholmes Pope John Paul II laid to rest amongst millions of people and dignitaries in Rome. posted 11:12am by jholmes Charles and Camilla are making final plans for their big day. posted 11:01am by jholmes April 7, 2005 British actor Daniel Craig has been tabbed to be the next James Bond. I do not really understand this selection, but they know more about it than I do. posted 2:19am by jholmes As you might expect, some French are upset over the French government lowering its flags half way out of respect for Pope John Paul II. posted 2:14am by jholmes Are you eating superfoods? No, McDonalds does not make them available. posted 2:08am by jholmes Jacko's maid testified yesterday that she saw the King of Pop showering with an eight-year-old boy after using a key to enter his bathroom. posted 2:06am by jholmes Nikko Smith, son of baseball great Ozzie Smith, was shown the 'American Idol' door last night. posted 1:55am by jholmes Ozzy Osbourne's oldest child Aimee has had a lump removed from her breast and is now undergoing treatment. posted 1:52am by jholmes
Bill Clinton on the Pope: "The
number of Catholics increased by 250 million on his watch. But the numbers
of priests didn't. He's like all of us - he may have a mixed legacy.”
posted 1:22am by jholmes April 6, 2005 If you are enjoying all the coverage of the Pope and find it interesting then you will love the book Angels and Demons by Dan Brown. Order it from a link on Bumpshack and it helps support the site. posted 3:59pm by jholmes Many famous star clients, including O.J., seen at the funeral of all-star attorney Johnnie Cochran. posted 2:38pm by jholmes A U.S. helicopter crash in Afghanistan has killed 16. Most of the dead appear to be Americans. The crash is being attributed to bad weather. posted 2:31pm by jholmes Kofi Annan, in a desperate move, addressed his United Nations staff in part to calm their displeasure with him and over the reputation the United Nations has gained because of his inactions and scandals. posted 1:19am by jholmes 'Desperate Housewives' get steamy mad and super diva-ish with each other at the Vanity Fair photo shoot. Photo of VF cover. posted 1:02am by jholmes Kind of ironic don't you think? Fidel Castro praises the Pope's defense of the poor and oppressed. posted 12:56am by jholmes Experts in Belize have found over 41 saltworks that were used by the Mayans. posted 12:50am by jholmes Do eclipses signal historical moments? There will be a eclipse of the sun on Friday when Pope John Paul II is laid to rest. posted 12:45am by jholmes You do not hear as much about Iraq now that it is starting to stabilize and U.S. troop casualties have dropped off. The Iraqi parliament is set to name a new president for the country today. The new president is expected to be a Kurd. posted 12:39am by jholmes Baylor destroyed Michigan State 82-64 to win the women's NCAA National Championship. Baylor University can finally smile after the past couple of years of heartache. posted 12:31am by jholmes April 5, 2005 Man who escaped prison over ten years ago was captured yesterday. The warden's wife who disappeared the same day was also found with the convict. She says she stayed with him out of fear. This will make a great Hallmark movie. posted 3:48pm by jholmes Dick Vitale's men's basketball rankings for next season. posted 3:40pm by jholmes Britney Spears and Kevin Cheaterline are getting their own reality TV show. Where did they get this original idea? The show will be on UPN. Yes, UPN! Comment about this and Princess Trash on the Bumpshack Message Board. posted 2:25pm by jholmes Drudge is reporting that Peter Jennings of ABC News has lung cancer. posted 11:26am by jholmes North Carolina seemed to read my keys to the game yesterday. They dominated Illinois in the paint. Sean May was outstanding. Illinois was left to hoisting up 38 3-point shots and many of them were bad shots at the end of the shot clock. However, if they had made one or two more then they would be the National Champions. I am happy for coach Roy Williams of UNC. posted 11:07am by jholmes Yahoo! NCAA Tourney Pick'em Champ: Pepper's Peppers. Congrats to Pepper's Peppers and all who played. I was pleased with the comeback I made and the second place finish. Here are the top 10 teams that participated:
How corrupt is the United Nations? Almost all the worst dictatorships in the world serve on the United Nation's Human Rights Commission. posted 12:09am by jholmes Did Tom Cruise and John Travolta turn to Scientology to curb their homosexual tendencies? posted 12:04am by jholmes Major League Baseball has suspended 38 minor league players for violating the minor league steroid policy. It is funny that the minor league policy is more strict that the Major League one. posted 12:01am by jholmes April 4, 2005 The North Carolina Tarheels are the 2005 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions. Sean May was the MVP of the tournament. posted 11:11pm by jholmes Boy testifies that Michael Jackson fondled him more than once while playing the tickling game. Jackson could flee to the private island owned by the late Marlon Brando. posted 7:43pm by jholmes Red Sox fan? Johnny Damon fan? Check out Caveman's wedding photo album. posted 4:24pm by jholmes Shawn Kemp, once bound for NBA super stardom, was arrested in Seattle when cops found a gun, weed, and coke in his truck after pulling him over this past weekend. No word on how many McDonalds and Burger King bags were in the truck. posted 4:17pm by jholmes Jane Fonda claims that her marriage to Ted Turner went awry when she became a Christian. Fonda regrets betraying U.S. troops during the Vietnam war. posted 2:43pm by jholmes NCAA Championship Game: Illinois Fighting Illini (1) v. North Carolina Tarheels (1) Expect a battle tonight when these two high powered teams go head-to-head. They were ranked #1 and #2 throughout most of the college season. Carolina will try to attack Illinois in the paint where they are weak. They will do this through there All-American big man Sean May. If Illinois can shut May down, then they can win this game. If they can slow him down even and their outside bombers have a great game, then they can win as well. Illinois was in trouble against Louisville when the Cardinals were attacking the post and getting points in the paint. Louisville quit doing that in the second half and they got spanked. UNC will watch the tape of that game, learn from Louisville's mistake, and attack inside the paint all night. I believe this will be one of the most exciting championship games in a long time. The guard play for the Illini and the inside game and athleticism of the Tarheels will decide who wins this game. The game starts at 9:21pm Eastern Time. PICK: Tarheels posted 1:51pm by jholmes Alex Sanchez is the first Major League Baseball player to be suspended for steroids. The speed, no-power hitting Sanchez denies he ever took any juice. He has just four homers in 1,351 big league at bats. posted 8:51am by jholmes President Bush will be the first U.S. President to attend Papal funeral. Pope's funeral set for Friday. posted 8:44am by jholmes Yahoo! NCAA Tourney Pick'em Leaders: 1. Roll on Roller 111 points, 2. Pepper's Peppers 107, 3. Frodaddy 100. posted 8:41am by jholmes A lactating woman in Myanmar is breastfeeding endangered tiger cubs. posted 1:46am by jholmes The SEC had a bad night in the women's NCAA tourney Final Four. LSU lost to Baylor and Tennessee lost to Michigan State. LSU and Tennessee were the favorites to land in the championship game. posted 12:24am by jholmes April 3, 2005 The great Hans Christian Anderson would have been 200 years old yesterday. Denmark celebrated his great life and works with a festival and writing contests. posted 1:23am by jholmes Schiavo cremated as autopsy controversy swirls. posted 1:18am by jholmes The Dubai Tower in the United Arab Emirates is set to become the largest building in the world. The tower will be at least 123 stories tall when completed. They are keeping the exact height a secret to keep competition from topping it. The Empire State Building was once upon a time the largest building in the world. It is now just the 9th tallest. The Sears Tower in Chicago is the fourth highest. posted 1:09am by jholmes A programming error in New York recently put strippers on Public Access TV. posted 1:06am by jholmes The secret process of selecting a new Pope. Profiles of some of the candidates to be the next Pope. posted 1:00am by jholmes April 2, 2005 NCAA Update: North Carolina 87 - Michigan State 71. This was almost an exact repeat of the earlier game of the night. Michigan State seemed to have the edge for the first half. North Carolina then went on a big run with about 12 minutes to go and ran away with the game in a blow out. This creates a great match up between Illinois and North Carolina for all the marbles. posted 11:56pm by jholmes NCAA Update: Illinois 72 - Louisville 57. I am one for one so far with my picks today after the Illinois game. Illinois went on that run with about 10 minutes to go and put the Cardinals away. Louisville looked lost in its offense in the final 15 minutes. I still believe that Michigan State can pull of the upset in this late game against UNC. posted 7:46pm by jholmes Pope John Paul II died early this afternoon in his Vatican apartment. He was 84 years old. The Pope was very influential during his 26 year reign. posted 4:30pm by jholmes NHL Lockout Blues? Minor league hockey is alive and well as this first hand experience says so beautifully. posted 11:26am by jholmes Final Four Semifinal Breakdown: posted 1:37am
Two American missionaries have been found slain in Guyana. posted 12:46am by jholmes American Idols: Family eats 20,000 Kit Kats in two month period to win prize package. Granted they are Brits, but such American like qualities. posted 12:37pm by jholmes The BBC has made a fool of itself once again. This time they emailed Bob Marley requesting an interview for an upcoming series. The only problem is that Bob passed away over 24 years ago. posted 12:33am by jholmes Need a ride? Try Google's new service. posted 12:22am by jholmes Daylight-savings time begins Sunday. Move your clock ahead at 2am Sunday morning. That means more sunlight. Yummy!! posted 12:15am by jholmes Legendary rocker Neil Young was treated for a brain aneurysm this week. A full recovery is expected. posted 12:09am by jholmes Rapper credited for NCAA boastful gesture. posted 12:03am by jholmes April 1, 2005 Happy April Fools: 10 gags to play on unsuspecting co-workers. posted 9:27am by jholmes A woman was walking her dog when a man approached her with a gun and stole her bag. The bag was her dog's poop bag. The man then realized he had stole crap, so he threw the bag down, and turned around to shoot the dog. However, his gun did not fire. He then fled to an awaiting silver car and escaped. posted 12:38am by jholmes Did Mario leave 'American Idol' over the fear that his gay secret would get out? posted 12:33am by jholmes Hotel security official dishes dirt on what she saw from celebrities at posh Phoenix hotel. posted 12:29am by jholmes Avril Lavigne says that Britney Spears, "dresses like a showgirl," and "dances like a ho." Discuss Britney and other trashy Hollywood Celebs on the Bumpshack Message Board. Britney complains about tabloids on her website. posted 12:20am by jholmes What exactly is your college kid learning? 72% of college professors label themselves as liberal. posted 12:17am by jholmes Blind golfer hits hole-in-one. posted 12:14am by jholmes A Korean scholar is stating that the U.S. will cease to exist by the year 2007. posted 12:10am by jholmes Samuel Berger, a former national security advisor to Bill Clinton, admits to stealing classified documents. The documents contain classified information about what the Clinton administration knew about terrorist threats. posted 12:06am by jholmes The Pope is in critical condition after suffering shock and cardio-circulatory collapse. He has been given his last rites. posted 12:00am by jholmes
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