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Bumpshack Stories From February 2005 February 28, 2005 Democracy on the march? The Syrian leadership has resigned in Lebanon after a day full of large mass protests. posted 4:01pm by jholmes A great photo essay (Bush and Kerry) of why John Kerry lost the Presidential election last November. posted 12:13pm by jholmes Visit LinkWhore to vote for this site Backstreet Boys are back with a new CD that is about to be released. Be sure to check the dollar bin at your local music store for it. posted 1:24am by jholmes Hollywood is home to thousands of homeless teens, who move to the City of Angels in pursuit of making it big on the silver screen. posted 1:03am by jholmes Iraqi's will make Saddam sit in a Hannibal Lecter like cage during his upcoming trial. Massive security measures being put in place to make sure there are no slip ups during the trial. The courtroom should be the most secure place in Iraq by the time of the trial. posted 12:46am by jholmes Misinformed Russian Leader: Vladimir Putin asks Bush why he fired the reporters at CBS. Vlad must not realize we don't do things like he does in Russia. Is Dan Rather prepping Putin for his meetings with foreign leaders now? posted 12:35am by jholmes 'Million Dollar Baby' won the Oscar for Best Picture last night at the Academy Awards. Jamie Foxx won Best Actor for 'Ray'. posted 12:25am by jholmes 'Diary of a Mad Black Woman' despite mixed reviews knocked 'Hitch' off as the top movie over the weekend. posted 12:20am by jholmes February 27, 2005 Major League Baseball pitcher Mike Hampton and his wife have offered a $25,000 reward for any information about a missing girl from their hometown. posted 9:14am by jholmes 22-year old man severs manhood after engagement falls through. posted 9:0am by jholmes Pope John Paul II made a surprise appearance from his hospital window to wave at the crowd below this morning. posted 9:05am by jholmes 63-year-old man charged with having sexual relations with cows. posted 9:04am by jholmes Saddam's half brother captured by Iraqi's. posted 9:03am by jhlmes Maurice Clarett performs very badly at NFL combine, then quits in frustration. posted 8:59am by jholmes February 26, 2005 Jose Canseco halts book tour after receiving death threats. posted 3:23pm by jholmes Jude Law's fiancé has lost her diamond. posted 3:20pm by jholmes The suspect in the 'BTK' killings in Kansas was arrested in Wichita today. posted 3:14pm by jholmes February 25, 2005 T-Mobile terrorist hacks again. This time he hacks into rocker Fred Durst's T-Mobile and posts a 3 minute video of hardcore unprotected sex between Durst and an unidentified female. More to come. Here are some of the photos and things found on Paris Hilton's T-mobile that was hacked into over the weekend. Beware of exposed breasts. Trashy Paris at it again, vote in the poll on who is the trashiest of the trash on the Bumpshack Message Board. posted 1:52pm by jholmes Here are the fat Britney pics again. Also, Liz Hurley looking super-fly on the beach. posted 8:58am by jholmes Sharon Stone says 'Basic Instinct 2' will have bisexual love. I know I was young when 'BI1' came out, but I could have sworn that it contained bisexual love or at least strong references. Stone says to buy a ticket to see if she underdressed in any of the scenes in the new flick. posted 8:43am by jholmes Tori Spelling shaping up to play Skeletor in 'He-Man' movie it looks like. posted 8:39am by jholmes Florida man goes for dump, but finds six foot long python in his bowl. posted 8:37am by jholmes Lindsay Lohan's father claims his arrests and bad press have actually helped his daughters career. posted 1:38am by jholmes Two high school football players, from Donna High School in Texas, have been accused of sexual assault for slapping and hitting the genitalia of freshman football players on the team in an act of hazing . posted 12:57am by jholmes Pope may no longer be able to speak after undergoing a tracheotomy operation. posted 12:25am by jholmes February 24, 2005 Iran girl gets 100 lashes for sex. posted 3:53pm by jholmes NBA Trades: Antoine Walker heads back to the Celtics in a four player deal. Gary Payton and two others head to Atlanta in return. Baron Davis traded from the Hornets to the Warriors for Speedy Claxton and Dale Davis. posted 2:45pm by jholmes NBA trade rumors. Deadline to trade is at 3pm eastern. posted 12:13pm by jholmes Celeb responses to why the chicken crossed the road. posted 11:35am by jholmes The top 100 gadgets of all-time. posted 11:33am by jholmes Is Pam drunk here or did she just accidentally wear one of her kids shirts? posted 11:28am by jholmes Does anyone else agree that Chris Webber has not been the same player since he got that big contract while at Michigan? posted 10:38am by jholmes Visit LinkWhore to vote for this site. It helps bring more traffic to the page which is always needed. Big goals for the site. Paris Hilton wants to apologize to all her friends regarding their numbers that were hacked from her phone and posted on the net. posted 8:58am by jholmes Doug Wead says he now regrets secretly recording President Bush, when the two were friends, before Bush ran for President. The tapes, if anything, show that the President says the same thing in private, when believed to be confidential, that he conveys to the public. posted 8:49am by jholmes Pope John Paul II has suffered a relapse and has been rushed back to a Rome hospital. posted 8:46am by jholmes Authorities shot and killed an adult tiger that was roaming around near a school and the Reagan library in Simi Valley, California. No one has stepped forward to claim that the kitty was theirs. posted 1:29am by jholmes Apple announces price slashes on iPods and extended battery life on iPod mini's. I love my iPod. It really enhances my workouts and travel days. posted 1:17am by jholmes NBA Blockbuster Trade: Chris Webber traded to the Philadelphia 76er's in a big six player deal. The trade gives Allen Iverson a legit low post threat for the first time in his career. A.I. will adjust his game to get Webber his touches and the Sixers will easily win the Atlantic now. The NBA trading deadline is today. The Warriors and Hornets are also discussing a possible deal involving Baron Davis, the oft injured and overpaid New Orleans guard from UCLA. posted 12:58am by jholmes Randy Moss has been traded and will be a part of the Oakland Raiders next year. posted 12:54am by jholmes February 23, 2005 NEW REVIEW: Check out jsilva's review of Angels and Demons by Dan Brown over to the right as the featured review and all the other great reviews on the BumpReviews page. posted 2:20pm by jholmes Smoking can kill you in ways you never even dreamed of. posted 2:07pm solindelsu Visit LinkWhore to vote for this site. It helps bring more traffic to the page which is always needed. Big goals for the site. Mayor Hahn, of Los Angeles, asks President Bush to make L.A. a disaster area due to the flooding from constant rains. The rain is suppose to stop sometime today or tonight. posted 9:31am by jholmes Barry Bonds, of the San Francisco Giants, reported to spring training and was his defiant self in his first interview. He did not have much to say about his alleged steroid use but here are some of the things he did say about juice and the media. Jason Stark warns Barry that the toughest questions are yet to come, and they will be in a setting he can not control like he did yesterday. "You guys are like re-running stories," Bonds said to more than 100 reporters in attendance. "This is old stuff. It's like watching 'Sanford and Son.' It's almost comical, basically. ... Are you guys jealous, upset, disappointed, what?" "I don't know what cheating is," he said. "I don't believe steroids can help your eye-hand coordination, technically hit a baseball. I just don't believe it. That's my opinion." "All of you guys have lied," he said. "Should you have an asterisk behind your name? ... Yeah, I lied to my parents when I was growing up. Lied to my friends. Have I lied about baseball? Yeah, I told a couple of stories that I hit a couple of balls places that I really didn't." "I'm an adult and I take responsibility for what I do, but I'm not going to allow you guys to ruin my joy," Bonds said. "I don't know Canseco, besides hello and goodbye. I don't put any weight into what he says," Bonds said. "Mark McGwire was a big boy in college. To me, Canseco, you've got to come with a whole lot more. ... It's to make a buck, that's all it is. I don't know Jose. I was better than Jose then, and I've been better than him his whole career. If he wants to go make money, go ahead. ... For somebody who brags about what he did, I don't see any of your records." "Because Babe Ruth is one of the greatest baseball players ever, and Babe Ruth ain't black, either," he said. "I'm black. Blacks, we go through a little more. ... I'm not a racist though, but I live in the real world. I'm fine with that." The Supreme Court refused to hear the case about the state of Alabama's ban on the sale of sex toys. posted 4:11am by jholmes A Texas man has admitted to suffocating his pregnant ex-girlfriend and her son. posted 4:04am by jholmes Ibrahim al-Jaafari, a Shiite candidate, seems to be in position to become the next Iraqi Prime Minister. posted 4:00am by jholmes Queen Elizabeth II has said she will not attend the wedding of, her son, Prince Charles to Camilla Parker Bowles. posted 3:48am by jholmes China's oldest sex slave remaining from World War II has died at the age of 94. posted 3:45am by jholmes In a new book, Pope John Paul II states that gay marriages are a "new ideology of evil," and that abortion is a "legal extermination" that is comparable to the holocaust. posted 3:31am by jholmes February 22, 2005 It is ok to be excited and to try to catch the bouquet at a wedding, but you might want to watch your top in the process. Also, you might want to watch to make sure the kids don't drink at the reception. posted 4:16pm by jholmes Lindsay Frecklehan showing how confined and restricted her breasts must feel. posted 3:57pm by jholmes A former Virginia high school valedictorian has been charged with planning to assassinate President Bush. posted 11:31am by jholmes Cher calls Britney and J.Lo ho's. posted 8:40am by jholmes The death toll in the Iran earthquake has grown to 400. posted 8:34am by jholmes A penny that dates back to the 18th century sold at an auction in Beverly Hills for $437,000. I guess we all can expect a rapid increase on seeing strangers pick up pennies that many discard on the ground. posted 1:37am by jholmes Hot chocolate is making a big comeback, and I could not be any happier. Its nice to have an alternative to that addicting coffee-cappuccino mess. posted 1:29am by jholmes An earthquake in Iran killed 80 this morning, or was it just nuclear bomb testing gone awry? posted 1:01am by jholmes A Pakistani tribal council has ordered the betrothal of a 2-year-old girl to a 40-year-old man as punishment for her uncle's affair with the mans wife. posted 12:52am by jholmes Paris Hilton is in hot water, for all of her phone numbers, that were in her phone, including many celebrities, that are being posted on the net after someone hacked into her T-Mobile Sidekick. Talk about Paris and vote in the Trashiest of the Trashy Celebrity poll on the Bumpshack Message Board. posted 12:11am by jholmes 'The New York Times' is reporting that Supreme Court Chief Justice William Rehnquist will step down in or before June of this year. posted 12:05am by jholmes February 21, 2005 Be sure to check out the Bumpshack Message Board for all the gossip, hot topics to debate, and for photos not seen in the regular Bumpshack photo album. posted 3:49pm by jholmes Israel takes another bit step towards peace. Israel today freed 500 Palestinian prisoners. posted 11:58am by jholmes Presidents Day: Where would you rank the current President and former Presidents of the United States? George Washington lags in this poll. I guess our history teachers are not doing a good job of teaching our kids exactly all that King George did from the get go. posted 11:50am by jholmes A look at the 50 most important video games ever made. posted 11:48am by jholmes Student puts school president on E-Bay for sell. posted 11:44am by jholmes Allen Iverson was named the MVP of the NBA All-Star game for the second time in his career last night. The East team won the game for the first time in five years. posted 10:01am by jholmes Aerosmith's Steven Tyler has announced that he and his wife are separating after seventeen years of marriage. posted 1:29am by jholmes Actress Sandra Dee died yesterday in Southern California. posted 1:10am by jholmes Author Hunter S. Thompson killed himself last night at his home in Colorado. posted 1:00am by jholmes February 20, 2005 Jeff Gordon edged out Kurt Busch and Dale Earnhardt, Jr. to win the 47th Daytona 500. The win was the third Daytona 500 win for Gordon. posted 8:55pm by jholmes A look at the three best types of marriages. posted 9:15am by jholmes David Beckham and Victoria (Posh Spice) Beckham are celebrating the arrival of their third son Cruz. posted 9:12am by jholmes Lindsay Lohan's dad was arrested after a fiery car crash on Saturday and charged with driving while intoxicated. posted 9:10am by jholmes Barry Bonds former mistress alleges that Bonds told her he was using steroids while they were seeing each other. posted 9:07am by jholmes Deborah (Debbie) Gibson talks about her recent posing for 'Playboy' magazine. posted 2:19am by jholmes Glimpses of future President George W Bush, in audio tapes containing secret conversations between Bush and Doug Wead, when W. was deciding whether or not to run for the presidency. posted 12:50am by jholmes Quentin Richardson, of the Phoenix Suns, won the slam dunk contest and Josh Smith, of the Atlanta Hawks, won the slam dunk contest during the NBA All-Star Saturday night festivities. posted 12:49am by jholmes February 19, 2005 The Daytona 500 is tomorrow, and here is a look at why Dale Earnhardt, Jr. is switching everything, but last names with his teammate Michael Waltrip. posted 12:45am by jholmes Indonesia experienced 6.5 magnitude earthquake this morning. This comes on the heels of the tsunami late last year that killed hundreds of thousands. posted 12:15am by jholmes An ancient city in India has been discovered as a result of the tsunami. posted 12:11am by jholmes Roman Catholic bishops, in the United States, say there has been over 1,000 new cases of sexual abuse in the past year. posted 12:08am by jholmes Five explosions kill 36 in Baghdad on eve of holy day. posted 12:05am by jholmes February 18, 2005 One way to evict bad tenants: Set off tear gas grenades. posted 1:20am by jholmes Every time the Boston Red Sox win the World Series (1918, 2004) the following NHL hockey season is cancelled. posted 1:14am by jholmes Bugs Bunny is getting an extreme makeover, but no boob job yet. posted 1:08am by jholmes A new reports is stating that Brad Pitt cheated on Jennifer Anniston. posted 1:05am by jholmes Mrs. Britney Spears is upset over honeymoon pictures that are now in magazines, that she thought were taken for a personal scrap book. posted 12:57am by jholmes Bill Cosby will not be prosecuted for fondling Pennsylvania woman. posted 12:55pm by jholmes Ironic don't you think? Alanis Morissette to become U.S. citizen. posted 12:51pm by jholmes February 17, 2005 '60 Minutes II' follow up story on Jose Canseco and steroids in Major League baseball. Very interesting read. posted 1:10am by jholmes Be sure to join the Bumpshack Message Board to post, talk, and discuss important issues and fun stuff in the news. It is free and fun! posted 12:55am by jholmes Ashley Olsen is suing the 'National Enquirer' for $40 million dollars, for libel about a story they wrote, claiming she was in a big drug scandal. posted 12:45am by jholmes 82 year-old woman refuses to leave hospital bed, more than a year after hospital deems her healthy and ready to go home. She surely does not know what she is being charged a night. She would be better off getting a suite in Vegas. posted 12:42am by jholmes Today is Michael Jordan's 42nd birthday. posted 12:38am by jholmes A new study shows that 'the pill' changes a woman's preference in men. posted 12:36am by jholmes Kid Rock was arrested on assault charges Tuesday night in Nashville, for punching a disc jockey for playing bad music. posted 12:33am by jholmes The mother of Michael Jackson's kids, Debbie Rowe, is bent on the kids not testifying in Michael's child molestation trial. posted 12:30am by jholmes Mike Greenwell, formerly of the Red Sox, wants Major League Baseball to give him the 1988 MVP award that Jose Canseco won, after Jose's admission in his tell-all book that he has been on the juice his entire career. posted 12:24am by jholmes February 16, 2005 The NHL cancelled the rest of its season today. No games were played in the National Hockey League this year, and I honestly don't think anyone even noticed. posted 4:45pm by jholmes Rasheed Wallace has been sued over his art bodywork by the man who inked it. The tattoo has been used in a Nike ad. the tattoo artist claims he owns the copyright to the image that adorns Rasheed's arm. posted 4:44pm by jholmes Draft order of the upcoming NFL draft. posted 9:12am by jholmes Annika Sorenstam has filed for divorce from her husband of seven years. posted 9:07am by jholmes SI.com is calling for the retirement of Barry Bonds before he surpasses Babe Ruth and Hank Aaron on the all-time home run list. posted 9:05am by jholmes J-Lo backs out of European tour due to mysterious illness. posted 8:57pm by jholmes Good news for U.S., bad news for the world: Lance Armstrong announced that he will come back and race in this years Tour de France. Armstrong has talked about taking this years tour off. Armstrong will be going for his seventh consecutive win. Last year he set the record by becoming the first rider ever to win six. posted 8:01am by jholmes Photos of a very fat Britney Spears sunbathing, drinking, and smoking with her hubby of the month. posted 2:28am by jholmes A 12-year-old St. Louis girl is being charged with murder for strangling her 9-year-old sister to death over a hamburger. posted 2:15am by jholmes Football cuts: Browns release Jeff Garcia. Bills release Drew Bledsoe. posted 1:42am by jholmes Ex-priest, Paul Shanley, gets 12-15 years for raping little boys, while he was a Boston priest. posted 1:37am by jholmes February 15, 2005 Vote on Espn's Page3 poll of the hottest celebrity sports couple. Also, check out the 10-hottest NBA relationships. posted 2:40pm by jholmes How much water consumption a day is good? And how much is too much? posted 2:19pm submitted by solindeLSU An engagement proposal at an Orlando Magic NBA game, where the woman ran off the court in tears, was just a hoax according to an Orlando news website. posted 2:13pm by jholmes Michael Jackson has to be hospitalized on his way to court this morning. No reason yet as to why. No word yet if he will be given a room in the children's wing. posted 11:24am by jholmes Ibrahim al-Jaafari is the front runner to become the prime minister of Iraq, once the election process there is complete. posted 10:51am by jholmes Man sues company for false advertisement, saying his penis did not enlarge the way the company said its pills would make it grow. posted 10:36am by jholmes The New York Yankees have come full circle, and now state that they did in fact take out 'steroid language' from Jason Giambi's contract before he signed it back in 2001. posted 9:10am by jholmes 203 people have died as the result of a mine explosion in China. posted 1:15am by jholmes Arizona businessman Reggie Fowler is set to become the first African American owner in the National Football League. posted 1:08am by jholmes A contestant on the reality show, 'The Contender,' which airs on NBC, has committed suicide according to the network. posted 1:01am by jholmes February 14, 2005 The Evan Farmer interview is posted, BumpInterviews. Evan was kind and very accommodating in answering dozens of questions. Check out the interview to get to know Evan in a whole new way. Evan Farmer is the host of 'While You Were Out,' which airs many nights, weekly on TLC. As a bonus, mention the keyword 'Evan' on any orders made this week, from www.MaryKay.com/Joshua, and receive 15% off, your order on makeup, skincare, perfumes, or any other product. Just type in the word 'Evan' in the comments section, when placing your order. posted 4:00pm by jholmes A love doctor psychotherapist is teaching clients how to pucker up and kiss. Something the Bumpshack boys were teaching gals all over the States to do years ago. posted 3:48pm by jholmes Mary Kay Letourneau is engaged to wed her former pupil, who was the victim of her sexual appetite, when he was still one of her young students. posted 11:23am by jholmes Kanye West is bitter towards Dick Clark, the American Music Awards, and the Grammy's for not winning as many awards as he thinks he deserves for his rap work. posted 11:19am by jholmes A look at the worst teams ever in the NBA. posted 8:54am by jholmes Karl Malone is retiring from the NBA. He retires as the second leading scorer of all-time. posted 8:52am by jholmes Verizon is buying MCI in a $6.7 billion dollar deal. posted 8:48am by jholmes Ray Charles was the big winner at the Grammy's, by coming away with 8 awards last night. posted 1:08am by jholmes Happy Valentines Day! February 13, 2005 There has been hundreds of deaths in Pakistan, during the past week, due to heavy flooding and landslides. posted 7:40am by jholmes The best foods to help defy the aging process. posted 7:28am by jholmes It sounds like a bad scene from John Grisham's 'The Testament.' An American nun working in the Amazon, where she worked for decades to protect peasant farmers and prevent illegal loggers and hunters from harming the rain forest, was shot to death early on Saturday. posted 12:45am by jholmes Christina Aguilera is engaged to wed long time boyfriend. That would take Christina, Britney, and Jessica all off the market. The Greatest Scorer Inch for Inch Ever: Allen Iverson scores SIXTY points against the Orlando Magic. Box Score posted 12:08pm by jholmes February 12, 2005 Thug knocked out after trying to rob 88-year-old man, who happened to be a former boxing champion. posted 5:54pm by jholmes The Minnesota Timberwolves are off to a terrible start this year in the NBA despite a loaded roster. Their coach, Flip Saunders, paid the price today. The Wolves fired him. Kevin McHale will replace him on the bench for now. posted 5:41pm by jholmes Iraq election results to be released tomorrow. posted 5:38pm by jholmes The Democrats have elected Howard Dean to be the chairman of the Democratic National Party. Sean Hannity rejoices. posted 5:32pm by jholmes February 11, 2005 Photos of the 26-year-old Tennessee teacher accused of having an affair with her 13-year old student. The photos are from her days as a wrestling bikini 'Nitro' girl. posted 8:55am by jholmes 8 things never to do on Valentines day. posted 8:12am by jholmes Deceased 99-year-old man may no longer run like a deer, but his hearse sure did. Man is carried to his final resting place by his beloved vintage 1950's John Deere tractor. posted 2:36am by jholmes A British woman has been sentenced to two and a half years for ripping her husbands testicle off, after he refused her sex. I guess it is true about women hitting their prime later in life than men Two and a half years? Shouldn't she have been given the chair? Ellen Degeneres must have been the judge. posted 2:27am by jholmes Dam accident in Pakistan has hundreds of people missing. posted 2:21am by jholmes February 10, 2005 Parents accused of locking 11 year old girl in kennel. If this is ever ok in America, then ship me to Antarctica. posted 8:06pm by solindeLSU Want to post on the board like solindeLSU? Then go to the Message Board, get a login name (it's free), then submit your posts. Also, many hot topic issues to chime in on. Join in the fun. Police find mobile keg party in the back of a U-Haul truck. posted 7:19pm by jholmes Congress passed bills today that will put limits on class-action lawsuits. posted 4:32pm by jholmes An earthquake with a magnitude of 4.2 hit Arkansas today. posted 4:30pm by jholmes Desperate HouseMunching? 'Desperate Housewives' star, Marcia Cross, denied rumors on 'The View' that she is a lesbian. posted 11:30am by jholmes North Korea is now claiming it has nuclear weapons. Is that the smartest thing to do? Especially with George W. Bush as President. That is a good way to get a nuke in your face made in the USA or Britain. posted 10:42am by jholmes Prince Charles is getting married again. This time to the infamous Camilla Parker Bowles. Talk about a downgrade. You are Prince Charles and you live in a castle, pimp your stuff. posted 10:39am by jholmes New BumpHotties Volume II is up and these ladies are smoking. Check out Melisa, Country, and Natalie. Discuss the BumpHotties and the BumpBeef on the Bumpshack Message Board. posted 1:39am by jholmes The top ten worst and best cities to get a date. Some of you are out of excuses now. posted 1:20am by jholmes Motley Crue guitarist sued for $10 million dollars by guess who? Yes, a former lover, who believed his promise to take care of her for life. She should be sued for gullibility. Vote in the 'Best Hair Band of the 80's' poll at the top of this page. posted 1:09am by jholmes Tsunami Update: President Bush is asking Congress for $600 million more in aid, for a total of $950 million, to help the victims of the tsunami disaster that struck southeast Asia, on December 26th of last year. posted 12:59am by jholmes February 9, 2005 Need reviewers of CD's, books, and movies for the BumpReviews page. Southern Cal will be looking for a new offensive coordinator. The Tennessee Titans hired Norm Chow to be their new offensive conductor. Chow led the Trojans offense to back-to-back National Championships while at USC. posted 2:57pm by jholmes ESPN Page2 looks at the ten most overpaid basketball players in the NBA. Three of them happen to be on the New York Knicks. posted 11:58am by jholmes Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has stated today that Iran must halt its nuclear program. posted 11:17am by jholmes BumpHotties Volume II is coming very soon. The new cover girl, Country Lane, is one of the sexy women that will be a part of the new set of BumpHotties. posted 9:40am by jholmes Virginia is working on a law that will fine anyone for wearing low-rider pants where the underwear would be showing. After hearing the news, Britney Spears cancelled all future Virginia concerts. posted 8:54am by jholmes Sarah Jessica Parker, of 'Sex and the City' fame, is about ready to release her own fragrance. No name yet as to what the line will be called, but she has promised that it will be fresh. posted 8:51am by jholmes Nicole Richie, of 'The Simple Life,' and not much else, is engaged to be married. I am sure it will last as long as all of the other marriages in her pack, she hangs out with. posted 7:40am by jholmes Another teacher (26) is being accused of sex with a student (13). I guess they make teachers better today than they use to. posted 7:36am February 8, 2005 Is it Corey Feldman day and someone forgot to tell me? In new Bashir interview to air on '20/20' this Friday, Feldman, who has supported Michael Jackson in the past, now is changing his story about their friendship when he was young. I guess no one can say Feldman is not an opportunist. posted 5:42pm by jholmes In a new poll, President Bush is showing his highest ratings in a year. posted 11:11am by jholmes Scary: Human cloning license given to the man who cloned Dolly the sheep. posted 11:07am by jholmes A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after losing a bet. He bet against his team, they won, and he sliced his testicles off. posted 11:05am by jholmes Jose Canseco's story implicating big name baseball players is getting bashed by everyone. posted 10:53am by jholmes A unlicensed day care provider hid 23 kids in closet during an inspection. posted 8:55am by jholmes Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon and Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas have declared an end to violence between Israel and Palestine. posted 7:33am by jholmes Defrocked Boston priest Paul Shanley, convicted of four counts of child rape. Shanley is the most controversial and notorious figure, of the scandal that rocked the Boston Archdiocese. posted 1:15am by jholmes Sign of the end of times: Corey Feldman to star in stage adaptation of 'Fatal Attraction.' Did anyone see this girlie man on 'The Surreal Life?' posted 12:54am by jholmes The Super Bowl gave Fox its highest rated night ever with 86.1 million total viewers. posted 12:45am by jholmes February 7, 2005 When you think of Cuba you probably think of two things: a mad-man dictator and cigars. Well one of the two is now banned in public places in Cuba, and it is not the bearded one. posted 4:10pm by jholmes Pre-school obesity is now being linked to kids drinking sweet drinks. Sweet rinks includes, Kool-Aid, fruit juices, and any drink with a certain level of sugar in it. posted 4:05pm by jholmes Four-year-old Michigan boy, takes mom's car, and drives himself to the video store in the middle of the night. posted 4:03pm by jholmes When breast implants go wrong. (Not too safe for work.) posted 3:56pm by jholmes Curt Schilling, of the Boston Red Sox, on the New England Patriots, "They're the Yankees of the NFL, but without being greedy bastards." posted 3:54pm by jholmes A Sydney fire department is in hot water, after being unable to respond to a fire call, because one of the firefighters had the fire truck out picking up pizza. posted 3:51pm by jholmes Britney Spears bad memory in forgetting to mark a pre-existing condition box, regarding a prior knee surgery, on an insurance form may cost her $10 million dollars. As if she needed it. posted 11:46am by jholmes Dick Cheney on if he will run in 2008, "Hell No!!" posted 11:42am by jholmes Jose Canseco, is claiming in his new tell-all book that he witnessed Mark McGwire juice up along side Jason Giambi. He also claims to have introduced steroids to Rafael Palmeiro, Ivan Rodriguez, and Juan Gonzalez. I guess Jose officially has zero friends in Major League Baseball now. Way to go Mr. 40-40. posted 12:35am by jholmes Congratulations to the New England Patriots, who won Super Bowl XXXIX last night, against the Philadelphia Eagles. The Patriots won the game 24-21. Deion Branch was the MVP of the game. I believe it should have been Tom Brady. Brady was 23-33 for 236 yards, two touchdowns and no interceptions. I believe those that vote on the award, the media, were being legacy protectors of Joe Montana, who is the only NFL player to ever win the MVP award of the Super Bowl three times. I believe many in the media believe Brady does not deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as Montana, at the age of 27. I say give awards to those who earn them. Brady is the heart and soul of the Patriots and the reason they won last night. Nothing against Branch, he played well and had 11 catches for 133 yards, but he didn't get in the end zone even once. I am sure Brady and the Patriots will be back to the big party. The Eagles played hard and Terrell Owens was courageous playing just five weeks after having screws put in his ankle. He had a great game. He had 9 catches for 122 yards. My favorite Super Bowl still remains the game between the Titans and Rams, where the Titans came one yard short as time expired. Get locker room t-shirts and other team gear of the Super Bowl Champion Patriots in the BumpSports store. posted 12:15am by jholmes February 6, 2005 Dear Kat has some extremely helpful advice on STD's (simple and not so simple ones), oral HIV testing, and stats on many of these diseases on the Birth Control thread on the Bumpshack Message Board. Usually a simple test and proper attention can save you or any potential future offspring. Check it out, it could save you. USA Today story on oral HIV testing. posted 1:48pm by jholmes BumpFact: The name ladybug can be traced to the middle ages where these insects were dubbed "Beetle of Our Lady" and dedicated to the Virgin Mary because it was thought to have come from heaven to save crops. Today, in other parts of the world, these insects are believed to signal a bountiful harvest, good weather, or even good luck. Thought to ponder: Are ladybugs lesbians? Wouldn't they have to be? Although I read as well, "Ladybugs mate anywhere, just about any time." I shall now know what I will pray to be reincarnated as, in my next life. Are these beetles good luck? In England a ladybug signifies a good harvest. In France, it means good weather is coming. In Sweden, if a ladybug lands on a girl's hand, it's said to be taking measurements for her wedding gloves. posted 1:18am by jholmes Meth addiction leads to decaying and rotting of teeth as these inmates found out first hand. posted 1:10am by jholmes The Detroit Tigers and Magglio Ordonez, formerly of the Chicago White Sox, have agreed on a five year-$75 million dollar deal. posted 12:44am by jholmes An Illinois judge has allowed a family, in Illinois, to sue for wrongful death regarding frozen embryos that were destroyed. Legal experts believe this could have ramifications in the debate over embryonic stem-cell research. posted 12:41am by jholmes Super Bowl party tonight and you do not know who is playing or anything about the game? Then here are some fast facts, to educate, and get you up to snuff. posted 12:29am by jholmes February 5, 2005 Super Bowl predictions from celebrities. It is a sad day when I concur with a majority of celebrities on something. posted 6:04pm by jholmes The 25 most and least affordable housing markets in the country. posted 10:09am by jholmes How do you spice up your marriage after 37 years? Well, this one couple is renewing their vows with a traditional Viking wedding ceremony. posted 9:53am by jholmes Cement warriors have swords stolen. Civil war general unprepared for next battle until someone returns his bronze, non-functional stabber. posted 9:26am by jholmes Florida couple arrested for suspected abuse of their five adopted kids. The abuse involved the pulling out of their toenails and administering electrical shocks to the kids. The couple was found in Utah. posted 9:11am by jholmes "I was first attracted to men actively when I was 13. I kind of had my first sexual awakening much earlier, with a brother/sister team with red hair in a bathtub on Easter Sunday ... I still have a thing for redheads and freckles." Michael Stripe of R.E.M. Actor and civil rights activist, Ossie Davis, died yesterday at the age of 87. posted 3:18am by jholmes Not just a problem in baseball. Cops are being accused of using steroids to gain an edge. posted 3:15am by jholmes February 4, 2005 An appeals court in Illinois has reinstated a lawsuit against Michael Jordan, by Karla Knafel, that states that Jordan did not pay her the 'hush' money he promised over an affair and purported pregnancy of hers. Read the claims by Karla Knafel in this legal document. posted 3:54pm by jholmes Shaquille O'Neal is hinting that he knows the real reason why Rudy T resigned as head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers. It is probably the same reason most of us have entertained this week.
Kiss, Gene Simmons, or Shannon Tweed fan? Then check out Gene's site, GeneSimmons.com. Gene updates it everyday or so with what he is doing. Its pretty interesting. Gene is very driven and such the businessman. posted 11:13am by jholmes Legendary German boxer, Max Schmeling, has died. He was 99. He set off a huge propaganda exchange between the U.S. in Germany with his two heavyweight boxing matches against the enormously talented Joe Louis, in the 1930's. Schmeling won the first fight, but was knocked out by Louis in the second fight. Louis became an American hero and symbol of freedom and liberty after his win. Also, his win briefly united all Americans, of all races, for the fight was understood as 'good' (America) versus 'evil' (Germany, Nazi's). posted 9:34am by jholmes The U.S. is set to withdraw 15,000 troops from Iraq after the successful election and less violence than expected. posted 9:19am by jholmes "And I am going to Bunny World, I mean Disney World." Hefner visits the Magic Kingdom. Did this guy not realize he lived at the actual Magic Kingdom? posted 8:56am by jholmes Kentucky is mulling a decision about banning junk food sales in its schools. posted 8:53am by jholmes An Afghan jetliner has gone missing with 107 passengers onboard, including several Americans. posted 8:46am by jholmes Condoleezza Rice handed out copies of maps to the press so they would not get lost in tracking her across the globe, on her first trip as Secretary of State. posted 8:44am by jholmes Donald Rumsfield offered to resign twice to President Bush last year over the Abu Ghraib scandal. Bush wanted him to stay on. posted 8:40am by jholmes February 3, 2005 Hot new band out of Orlando called Run Froid Run. Check them out and their hot new single 'Sadistic,' which you can download for free on their site runFroidrun.com. posted 5:23pm by jholmes The Senate today confirmed Alberto Gonzales as the new attorney general. posted 5:08pm by jholmes Still need reviews of books, movies, and music for the BumpReviews page. If you want to be published on the site then email Bumpshack@Bumpshack.com with your reviews. posted 9:11am by jholmes New studies are showing that women are cheating nearly as much as men. Why do women cheat? posted 1:20am by jholmes Tucker Carlson, the bow tied conservative of CNN fame, has been hired by MSNBC for a new prime time show. posted 1:03am by jholmes Georgian (the country) Prime Minister is dead from an apparent gas leak. I am sure it is not that simple. posted 12:56am by jholmes PBS is set to air a kids show that includes two lesbian couples. posted 12:40am by jholmes Lindsay Lohan has been sued by two people she injured supposedly in a car wreck. Is she old enough to drive? I knew she was old enough to drink but to drive? Discuss on the Bumpshack Message Board. posted 12:30am by jholmes Highlights of President Bush's first State of the Union Address of his second term:
February 2, 2005 Rudy T has resigned as head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers citing health problems, Kobe suspicions surface however. posted 423pm by jholmes Another six weeks of winter after blasted groundhog sees shadow. posted 9:23am by jholmes Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth have split. posted 9:21am by jholmes Doomsayers have been tight lipped following the successful Iraqi elections this past weekend. posted 9:18am by jholmes What a Shocker: A new study has found that MTV targets young people with 'sleaze' programming. posted 9:15am by jholmes Paris Hilton, the mega-talented Hollywood star, will host 'Saturday Night Live' this weekend. posted 9:12am by jholmes The Pope remains in a Rome hospital suffering from the flu and larynx spasms. posted 9"09am by jholmes A plane crashed after leaving the runway in New Jersey this morning. Eleven are injured and two are missing from the corporate jet. posted 9:07am by jholmes Goodyear Tire is paying Richard 'Rip' Hamilton, of the NBA's Detroit Pistons, to wear his cornrows in the same pattern of the thread on their new tires. posted 12:26am by jholmes Funny to Think About: If man evolved from apes then why do we still have apes? Is Al Quada desperate? Their recent kidnapping of an American solider appears to actually be a GI toy instead of a real GI boy. posted 12:04am by jholmes February 1, 2005 An Asian tattoo artist who was jailed for tattooing obscenities on his clients, instead of the Chinese art and symbols he was hired to do is at it again. He is up to his old tricks, but this time his victims are his fellow inmates.
For The Love Of The Game: A Norwegian soccer player has agreed to play for a salary of one pizza per week. posted 4:13pm by jholmes Sources are telling ESPN that Emmitt Smith, the NFL's all-time leading rusher, is going to call it a career and retire. Emmitt was very respectful and a stand up guy throughout his entire career. posted 12:26pm by jholmes Some good news from Afghanistan courtesy of StrategyPage.com:
Want to submit your posts to be published daily here on the Bumpshack Blog? Then go to the Bumpshack Message Board, sign up (it's free), and read the directions on the "Be A Poster/Submit A Link' thread and you are ready to go. posted 10:48am by jholmes Mike Piazza, catcher for the New York Mets, married Alicia Rickter, a former 'Playboy Playmate,' last weekend. A look at all the pro athlete - Playmate relationships in pro sports. posted 8:46am by jholmes An increase in the death benefit from $12,500 to $250,000, which goes to the families of soldiers killed in action, has been proposed by President Bush. If approved it would be retroactive to the start of the Afghanistan war. posted 1:23am by jholmes I guess in Hollywood you can be eligible for a lifetime achievement award at the age of 30. Way to go Leo. posted 1:14am by jholmes Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, her husband of the month, to sing duet at the Grammy's. posted 12:57am by jholmes Lots of great Valentine gifts for her or even him on the Bumpshack Mary Kay site. Mention the Bumpshack in the comments part of your order and receive a very special Bumpshack discount. posted 12:12am by jholmes
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