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Bumpshack Stories From January 2005 January 31, 2005 Snoop Dogg and posse, amongst others, sued for rape that allegedly took place on the set of the 'Jimmy Kimmel Show.' posted 2:23pm by jholmes First Class from now on: On a recent flight from Los Angeles to London a man woke from his sleep to find a naked Laura Flynn Boyle attempting to climb on and seduce him. posted 10:51am by jholmes E-Bay gone wrong: Buy ad space on this woman's boobs on E-bay. Bumpshack now looking for women to donate their chests for the advancement of the site. Another woman is selling her ex-husband's sports memorabilia on E-bay and plans to gloat by sending him the receipts. posted 10:37am by jholmes Tennis star, Jennifer Capriati, is reporting dating porn star Dale DeBone, who starred in 'Analgeddon #2' among other timeless classics. posted 10:34am by jholmes An interesting look comparing voter turnout in Iraq against voter turnout in countries where voters were not threatened to be beheaded. posted 3:14am by jholmes World leaders reaction about the successful day in Iraq. posted 2:58am by jholmes Photo Essay from TIME of Election Day in Iraq. posted 2:55am by jholmes New Baghdad mayor claims he is not afraid of insurgents or ashamed of his pro-American stance in Iraq and that:
Iraqi's today in Iraq braved bombs and threats to show up in the millions, to vote in their first election in over 50 years. It is funny how people will not show up here to vote, with no threats of bombs or to kill. For some, liberty is worth death and goes to show us how great and powerful freedom is. Bush declares the Iraqi election a success, as John Kerry is dour in his analysis. Voter turnout was higher than expected and many agree with Bush that today was a success, but that there will still be many tough days ahead. posted 2:57pm by jholmes Do not forget Jessica Simpson as Miss Daisy Duke. posted 4:13am by jholmes Britney's kid sister gets own TV series. Trashy lifestyle and cheating husband to follow. Talk Celebrity Trash on the Bumpshack Message Board. posted 1:56am by jholmes The Bumpshack is ready for round two of BumpHotties and BumpBeef. If you know of anyone, have them submit a photo and answers to the questions from the page to the Bumpshack. posted 1:37am by jholmes Sweden's oldest twins are turning 100. That is a 100 years of matching outfits folks. posted 1:30am by jholmes Election Day in Iraq. Good luck to the brave people who turn out to vote and to our brave soldiers, that have done amazing things in Iraq to gain freedom for these once enslaved people. posted 1:26am by jholmes I am so surprised: KKK auction in Michigan sparks protest and run on sheets at local stores. posted 1:25am by jholmes January 29, 2005 Watch your implants. Lip implants connected to Mad Cow disease. posted 9:06pm by jholmes Promising News: The U.S. is close to eliminating AIDS in infants. posted 6:13pm by jholmes A Tennessee judge, in a case this week, ordered a Mexican woman to take language classes and consider using birth control. posted 1:56pm by jholmes Sex Laws: The penalty for pleasuring ones self in Indonesia is decapitation. I guess its the one and out law. posted 1:37pm by jholmes The Cubs are close to trading disgruntled whiner Sammy Sosa to the Baltimore Orioles for some chumps. The Cubs are even having to pay a good bit of Sammy's contract for the year to rid of him. posted 1:50am by jholmes Strom Thurmond's biracial daughter is finally talking and unveiling years of secrecy about her once proud anti-civil rights movement father. If you remember, Thurmond was in the senate for about 400 years before his death a couple of years ago. posted 12:15am by jholmes China is in the process of creating the first blood bank for pandas. posted 12:10am by jholmes Shroud believed to be the burial cloth of Christ seems to be legit after scientific testing. I mean he was the only bearded man back then right? posted 12:05am by jholmes Squarepants creator claims Bob is asexual. I guess that is like having one foot in and one foot out of the closet. posted 12:02am by jholmes January 28, 2005 Man trapped in car from avalanche, drinks 60 bottles of beer, then pees his way through the snow to freedom. posted 9:40pm by jholmes Who is the MVP of NBA at the mid-season mark? ESPN seems to think it is Steve Nash. I was thinking the same thing, but Lebron is not far behind. posted 4:37pm by jholmes Be sure to vote over on the Bumpshack Message Boards regarding what movie you think will come away with 'Best Motion Picture' next month at the Oscars. posted 3:35pm by jholmes The Iraq elections have begun with expatriates voting in countries all over the world. Here is what some of the voters are saying:
posted 12:20pm by jholmes Massive cow manure mound in Nebraska burns for third consecutive month. posted 11:52am by jholmes Current NBA standings and playoff listings of which teams would be in the playoffs if they started today. posted 9:38am by jholmes If you love cats and electronics then you for sure need to check out The Infinite Cat Project website. posted 9:10am by jholmes President Bush has pledged to pull American troops if so asked by Iraqi leaders. posted 855am by jholmes MILF Phenomenon: You know its bad when USA Today is writing a full article about them. posted 12:50am by jholmes Girlfriend gets cheated on, cheats back, then writes column about it. posted 12:27am by jholmes Researchers on Thursday announced that smoking can lead to the speeding of pancreatic cancer, by causing it to develop faster in younger people . posted 12:10am by jholmes NASCAR's championship series for years was called the Winston Cup and sponsored by the carcinogen company, which is funny now that they have announced a sponsorship deal with Nicorette. posted 12:03am by jholmes Chris Rock has been tabbed to host the Oscars on February 27th. Censors are already on high alert in anticipation of the Rock. posted 12:01am by jholmes January 27, 2005 It is a tradition for the winning Super Bowl quarterback to state, "I'm going to Disney World," but not this year. Disney has pulled the advertising campaign after 19 years. The reason? The game is on Fox. Disney is owned by ABC. Petty I know. posted 4:06pm by jholmes School pledges to tighten security after a 5-year-old boy slipped through the playground fence, stole a school bus, and took it to the store to buy some cake. posted 3:05pm by jholmes Nicollette Sheridan of 'Desperate Housewives' gives the inside scoop, in this interview, of the controversial 'Monday Night Football' promo she did with Terrell Owens. posted 9:28am by jholmes Why I miss Greece: Greek bus driver, taking kids to school, puts porn tape in for all to watch on the voyage to Northern Greece.
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MON, JAN. 24, 2005 Serena Williams got a big ole' booty. posted 1:19am by jholmes January 25, 2005 Be sure to check the Jessica, Daisy Duke, link. Bumpshack just received a photo of Jessica having a Janetesque moment, while recently in Baton Rouge. Discuss on Bumpshack Message Board. posted 12:41pm by jholmes About 15 years too late for anyone to really care, but Debbie Gibson will be nude in the March Playboy. posted 12:36pm by jholmes Nebraska man sells ad space on his forehead to company for $37,375. posted 11:11am by jholmes A Michigan Health Care company recently fired all employees who smoke. posted 11:05am by jholmes Photos of Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke in a hot bikini. Comment about Daisy on the Bumpshack Message Board and see other never before seen photos. posted 9:58am by jholmes Submit your reviews of music, movies and books and have them read by thousands. Send them to Bumpshack@Bumpshack.com posted 9:04am by jholmes Zero Academy Award nominations for Michael Moore and 'Fahrenheit 9-11'. 'The Aviator' received 11 nominations. Go to BumpReviews to read a review of this great film. posted 9:00am by jholmes If you like Uma Thurman then you will for sure want to check out the 'Trashiest..' link on the Bumpshack Message Board. posted 1:07am An elementary school basketball coach is in trouble for paddling his team for their bad shooting, during a recent game. I had been wondering what Ron Artest was doing while serving his year long suspension from the NBA. posted 12:40am by jholmes Success secrets of the rich and famous. Someone forward the link to Ashlee Simpson. posted 12:35am by jholmes Askmen.com's 99 most desirable women. posted 12:31am by jholmes 'Harry Potter' author J.K. Rowling has given birth to a baby girl, does not name her Harriete. Buy the new Harry Potter book, "Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince by J.K. Rowling, which will be released in June. posted 12:25am by jholmes A new study suggest that hippos might be related to whales.....and Kirstie Alley. posted 12:18am by jholmes "Blondes have the hottest kisses. Redheads, are fair-to middling torrid, and brunettes are the frigidest of all. It's something to do with hormones, no doubt." -Ronald Reagan President Bush plans to ask for another $80 billion to fund the Afghanistan and Iraq wars. posted 12:04am by jholmes January 24, 2005 Post and be heard on the Bumpshack Message Board. Is Bill Cowher in danger of losing his job, with the Steelers, after their dismal performance yesterday? Well, rap veteran, Snoop Dogg, has announced that he wants to coach in the NFL and coaching the 'Steel Curtain' would be his choice. posted 4:40pm by jholmes Democratic Tennessee state senator John Ford has admitted that he lives in separate homes with two different women, with whom he has fathered children with. posted 4:33pm by jholmes Thorough career summary of the great Johnny Carson, who passed away Sunday. posted 1:40pm by jholmes Paige Davis, the host of TLC's popular 'Trading Spaces' is leaving the show. posted 1:16pm by jholmes Remember the racy 'Monday Night Football' ad with T.O. and Nicollete Sheridan in the towel? Well Terrell's part was originally cast to be played by John Madden. I bet there would not have been nearly the outrage if so. posted 12:37pm by jholmes Bombshell high school sex story involving boys and girls high school basketball teams, on a school bus, back in December, over on Badjocks.com. posted 1:03am by jholmes 'Are We There Yet' starring Ice Cube was the number one movie at the box office this weekend. posted 12:37am by jholmes Celebs reacting to the death of the great Johnny Carson. posted 12:24am by jholmes Strange Sex Laws: In Cali, Columbia, a woman may have sex only with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. Guys: How to make pick up lines work for you. Also, five sure signs she's hot for you. posted 12:12am by jholmes An anti-lap dance law in Las Vegas has been thrown out as being unconstitutionally vague. The law was put in place to keep stripers from fondling customers. The Las Vegas better Business Bureau throws massive party after decision is announced!! posted 12:07am by jholmes Ever wondered how J-Lo would taste? A lot like chocolate. posted 12:04am by jholmes Congratulations to the Eagles and Patriots who will be playing in the Super Bowl. The Eagles dominated the Falcons 27-10, while the Patriots were their usual smart self in beating the Steelers 41-17. Buy team gear of both teams in the Bumpshack Sports shop. posted 12:01am by jholmes January 23, 2005 Why do New York Mets teammates of Kris Benson love playing with him? Well check out his wife. She supposedly threatened to sleep with everyone of his teammates if he ever cheated on her. I am sure his teammates put him in situations to do exactly that every chance they get. posted 4:06pm by jholmes 19-year-old teen is co-creator of Firefox Browser. posted 3:51pm by jholmes Johnny Carson, the King of late night TV, has passed away. He was 79 years old. 'Tonight Show' quick facts. posted 3:35pm by jholmes Odds on today's two NFL Conference Championship games. posted 12:45am by jholmes Celebrities with the worst hair: Pink, Michael Moore, amongst others. posted 12:33am by jholmes Donald Trump married wife #3 yesterday. The two previously fired wives were not in attendance. posted 12:16am by jholmes The WB Network and Ashton (Where's my MILF?) Kutcher are planning a new reality show. On the show, Kutcher will play matchmaker between seven brainy nerds and seven dim beauties. The show is slated to be called 'Beauty and the Geek.' posted 12:12am by jholmes A Cambodian monk jumps in woman's bed posing as her husband. The wife thought it was her husband until she reached back and felt his shaved head. posted 12:08am by jholmes Man gets sad and lonely waiting for his wife to awake from a coma and kills himself. Wife awakes from coma less than a day later, asking for her husband. posted 12:05am by jholmes January 22, 2005 Check out BumpRants for opinions on current events and also to read DearKats advice column on love and life. You can submit questions to her column at DearKat@Bumpshack.com. You cant beat free therapy and advice on love. posted 4:51pm by jholmes Kim Cattrell, 'Sex and the City' diva, would consider a film version of the hit HBO series that is now rebroadcast on TBS, but only if the script was good and she was paid handsomely for her efforts. posted 1:21pm by jholmes Tara Reid on not understanding why people label her a party girl, "What's the worst I've ever done? Dance on a table? Like, get drunk and dance on a table, what's so bad about that?" posted 1:08pm by jholmes From Drudge:
CNN hemorrhaged more than half their audience from the 2001
Inauguration, overnights show. The troubled news network only averaged
779,000 viewers during yesterday's Inauguration coverage from 10am-4pm with
just 168,000 of those viewers landing in the coveted 25-54 demo. Most 'Sex and the City' fans are now tuning into 'Desperate Housewives' and 'The O.C.' since their 'Sex' was cancelled. posted 12:20am by jholmes Good in bed? Want that untamable passion? See if you have all of these moves in your repertoire. If not, call the Bumpshack for a private tutorial. Ask for E.Brown. posted 12:15am by jholmes Take the Oreo cookie personality test. posted 12:11am by jholmes Paris Hilton is being investigated over the videotape she tried to steal from a Los Angeles convenience store. The tape she tried to steal was one of her infamous sex tapes. Discuss Paris and vote in the "Trashiest Poll" on the Bumpshack Message Board. posted 12:10am by jholmes Four elementary students in Pennsylvania attempted to hijack their school bus. posted 12:04am by jholmes January 21, 2005 Gang members, upset that buddy was killed and not at their party, go to the funeral and steal the body. The gang bangers proceeded to take the dead member to the party, made him the honorary guest, and toasted the night away. posted 4:04pm by jholmes A Colorado woman who wanted to be known as a 'cool mom,' is suspected of supplying drugs and alcohol to high school boys, and also of lowering her silkies and having sex with them. posted 3:58pm by jholmes The NBA has changed course and will allow Ron Attest to practice with the Pacers as he serves the rest of his suspension. Vote on who is the biggest jerk in the sporting world. posted 2:19pm by jholmes Talk about the NFL playoff games, discuss your favorite college teams, and check out the celebrity gossip on the Bumpshack Message Board. Be heard!! posted 1:31pm by jholmes
An Eastern Connecticut basketball player died last night during the game, after collapsing on the court. posted 1:11pm by jhlmes The top 25 innovations of the last quarter century. Does anyone know what MEMS are? posted 1:07pm by jholmes FCC chairman Michael Powell has announced that he will be stepping down according to officials. The FCC, under Powell, levied some of the largest fines in history for broadcast indencecy. posted 1:04pm by jholmes The Houston Astros and Roger 'The Rocket' Clemens are close to a deal that would insure Clemens returning to pitch for the Astros . The deal would also make Roger the highest paid pitcher of all-time for any one season. Update: This is a done deal. The Rocket will be back next year for $18 million dollars. So he will be earning $1 million plus per win. Not too bad for a 42-year-old pitcher. posted 11:05am by jholmes Parts of the 'Davinci Code' will actually be shot inside the Louvre in France. This is a great book that has created much controversy. Check it out and decide for yourself. Another book by Dan Brown that is even better than 'Davinci' is 'Angels and Demons,' which is now in paperback. posted 10:35am by jholmes Pastor, 83-years-old, gets into scuffle with women he called 'demons' for wearing pants to his service. posted 7:25am by jholmes A Brazilian woman recently gave birth to a 16.7 pound baby. posted 1:31am by jholmes A dog in the United Kingdom has broken a world record by giving birth to a litter of 24 mastiff puppies. posted 1;15am by jholmes January 20, 2005 South African man decides to amputate penis after botched tribal circumcism. posted 7:27pm by jholmes Mens Health magazine has dubbed Fort Wayne, Indiana as the dumbest town in America. Fort Wayne replies, "Hows does thems decides us is that?" posted 5:09pm by jholmes A former employee of NBA basketball star Tracy McGrady is suing him, claiming that his dog bit his nose off (see photos). posted 4:52pm by jholmes Routine traffic stop of 71-year-old woman reveals 63 neglected cats in the back of her van. posted 3:21pm by jholmes Who does 50 cent not have a beef with? He lays into all his rap rivals in his new song. posted 1:39pm by jholmes A Minnesota homeless man was caught at his old high school, where he had been posing as a student for over three weeks. However, he claims that he snuck out to eat lunch at nearby restaurants, instead of the cafeteria. posted 12:04pm by jholmes Chief Justice Rehnquist, who has been in grave health, put on the armor of a warrior and swore in President Bush. Transcript of Bush's inauguration speech. posted 11:54am by jholmes Have you ever been curious as to what the weather was like for every President's inauguration in history? Yeah, me neither. posted 7:11am by jholmes Lebron James became the youngest player in NBA history to record a triple-double last night. King James had 27 points, 11 rebounds, and 10 assists. posted 1:45am by jholmes President George W. Bush will be sworn in today for his second term. Bush will give his inaugural address after the swearing in. The inauguration is set for noon, eastern time zone. posted 12:57am by jholmes "We [the British] have hated the French for years. Now you [the United States] have just joined the club. It makes you much more likable." -Simon Cowell of 'American Idol' fame Driver for Dave Matthews Band bus charged with dumping human waste over the side of the bridge onto passengers riding in a passing boat below. What a souvenir! posted 12:38am by jholmes Nick and Jessica are returning for another season of 'Newlyweds.' It will be the third season of the show. This season will show Nick building a recording studio in the house, signing a new record deal, and Jessica playing Daisy Duke in the new 'Dukes of Hazard' movie. posted 12:30am by jholmes January 19, 2005 Britney Spears tells employees, as she shops in maternity store, that she is nine weeks pregnant. In related news: Husband seen fleeing on foot at prospect of having a baby by yet another woman. Looks immediately for new diva to impregnate. posted 3:01pm by jholmes Bitter Johnny: The Senate Foreign Relations Committee voted 16-2 to approve Condeleeza Rice's nomination for Secretary of State, which will lead to a full senate vote next week. The two Senators voting against her were Barbara Boxer, a Democrat Senator from California, and John Kerry, the sore loser from the most recent Presidential election. posted 1:17pm by jholmes How do you put an end to rumors in the media that you are gay? Do as Mike Piazza, of the New York Mets, and make plans to marry a former playmate and 'Baywatch' star. Piazza wedding news and other sport stars dating lives. posted 10:51am by jholmes Tsunami Update: Death total is now over 212,000. 166,000 of those coming from Indonesia. posted 10:22am by jholmes Mr. Potato Head gone dark? Hasbro to introduce Darth Tater next month before the release of the new 'Star Wars episode III: Revenge of the Sith' film in May. Darth Tater comes complete with light saber, cape, and helmet. posted 9:12am by jholmes Hit TV show 'Everyone Loves Raymond' comes to an end after nine-year run. Final episode will air May 16th and will be its usual 30 minutes. posted 9:00am by jholmes New BumpContact page is up. It has info on how to be a part of the BumpHotties and BumpBeef. It also has info on how to join the message board and about submitting reviews. Female wrestler, Chyna, kicked out of strip club for hopping on stage and stripping bare as boyfriend looks on. Maybe she will want to be on the site with the BumpBeef guys. posted 12:51am by jholmes Oh No!! Male cheerleader at the Air Force kicked out for soliciting someone to buy steroids for him. posted 12:43am by jholmes Governator Schwarzenegger clears way for termination of California man, who murdered two women in 1981. It would be California's first execution in over 3years. posted 12:38am by jholmes Norma McCorvey, who is better known as 'Jane Roe' of Roe v. Wade fame, whose lawsuit challenging the Texas abortion ban led to the landmark Supreme Court ruling in 1973 that legalized abortion nationally, now wants the Supreme Court to change its mind and overturn the decision. posted 12:30am by jholmes Good news for the new bride of Donald Trump. He claims he has no plans to cheat on this one. And the dress that the new Mrs. Donald will wear on the big day. posted 12:17am by jholmes January 18, 2005 Photos of Lindsay Lohan out drinking in New Orleans? No the drinking age is no longer 18 in the 'big easy'. posted 8:16pm by jholmes Hot Rumor: L.A. radio stations are reporting that Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are to be wed. posted 8:12pm by jholmes Survivor champ, Richard Hatch, in trouble with IRS for not paying taxes on his winnings. He now faces major fines and prison time. posted 2:57pm by jholmes Want to receive the Bumpshack Newsletter? Then sign up for it. Also, if you want to have your reviews of books, music, or movies posted; then send them in to Bumpshack@Bumpshack.com. I will post them for all to read. posted 11:59am by jholmes Plastic surgery gone awry? Scary photo of 70's hottie Farrah Fawcett. Check out the BumpHotties as well if you have not. posted 9:58am by jholmes Woman who used date rape drug on men gets 5 years in prison. posted 9:53am by jholmes Another female school teacher is accused of having sex with 15 year old student. What is up with all of these teachers? Teacher supposedly had sex with student 15-20 times last month. I knew I should have asked about extra credit projects more often back in school. posted 9:45am by jholmes An assistant coach in the Catholic Youth basketball league choked an 18 year old referee after the fifth graders game. posted 9:42am by jholmes Page2 looks at the all-time best team turnarounds in NBA history. posted 9:40am by jholmes Iraq to seal all borders during election. posted 9:27am by jholmes Services and parades all over the country honored the late great Martin Luther King, Jr.'s life yesterday on the national holiday that bears his name. More on King from an old website of mine. "I Have a Dream" speech text. posted 2:00am by jholmes Iraqi expatriates in America and all over the world begin to register to vote in the January 30th elections. posted 1:55am by holmes Bad Addictions: Fox says its needs to lay off Reality TV. posted 1:48am by jholmes Google, ever growing and expanding, announces free photo filing and editing software. posted 1:39am by jholmes ESPN dumps Sega and signs 15 year agreement with EA Sports, after EA Sports gets exclusive rights to use NFL players in its games for the next 5 years. posted 1:30am by jholmes Bulls win 7th in a row. Most in post-Jordan era. posted 1:20am by jholmes January 17, 2005 Harvard president says women lack 'natural ability' in some fields. posted 7:58pm by jholmes No burrito for Jerry: Jerry Garcia's heirs sue burrito company over using late Dead singer's image and naming a burrito after him. posted 5:04pm by jholmes Want to live longer? Then try these 14 foods. posted 3:40pm by jholmes
Did
anyone hear Freddie Mitchell of the
Eagles
after the game yesterday?
''Yeah,
I'm a special player,'' Mitchell said.
''I just want to thank my hands for
being so great.'' posted 2:04pm by
jholmes Lindsay Lohan pictures of her caught off guard while by the pool on the Bumpshack Message Board under Trashiest thread. posted 10:21am by jholmes Do not forget to vote in the Bumpshack Poll "Who is the Biggest Jerk in Sports." posted 9:35am by jholmes
NFL Playoff gear of your favorite NFL Teams Hillary Swank, Leo Dicaprio, Jamie Foxx win big at the 62nd annual Golden Globes awards. posted 2:15am by jholmes Want to be on Reality TV? Then here you go. posted 2:10am by jholmes For the ladies: BumpBeef For the men: BumpHotties My NBA All-Star ballot: CAST Your Own Ballot
Riddick Bowe, Jr. arrested for bringing a gun to a high school basketball game. posted 2:02am by jholmes Bi-polar ex-Raider Barret Robbins shot multiple times after confrontation with police. posted 12:22am by jholmes Airbus unveils largest passenger jet in history:
Florida fugitive found hiding inside of a TV set inside mobile home. posted 12:03am by jholmes January 16, 2005 Coffee industry tries to get kids hooked to caffeine with flavored coffees just as Joe the Camel was used to get children addicted to nicotine. posted 7:26pm by jholmes Sex toy company books booth in wrong convention. posted 7:21pm by jholmes NFL PLAYOFFS: Steelers beat Jets 20-17 in overtime on field goal, Falcons beat Rams 47-17 behind massive rushing attack. Get NFL gear of your favorite team in the BumpSports.com store. posted 12:53am by jholmes Peter Vescey says a Penny Hardaway for Jalen Rose trade is unlikely to go down but not totally unreasonable. posted 12:40am by jholmes Ex-porn star Traci Lords gets cosmetics endorsement deal. Get all of your cosmetics here. posted 12:38am by jholmes Wyoming woman convicted for letting 18 month old toddler smoke pot....who needs breast feeding? posted 12:33am by jholmes The secret history of the credit card. posted 12:28am by jholmes Serial groper claims hands accidentally fell into women's laps. posted 12:26am by jholmes Victoria's Secret opening new distribution warehouse in Licking County. posted 12:22am by jholmes A New York couples bed catches fire during sex. "We had never done that before and now she's in the hospital and my cat's dead." posted 12:04am by jholmes January 15, 2005 Olympic gold medalist Angelo Taylor caught having sex in car with teenager. posted 5:20pm by jholmes The top five all-time bad boys of the NFL. Vote in Bumpshack Poll on who is the "Biggest Jerk" in the sporting world. posted 5:14pm by jholmes Charleston again ranked as best mannered city. posted 5:05pm by jholmes Charles Graner gets 10 years in prison for his role abusing prisoners at Abu Ghraib prison. posted 4:59pm by jholmes No love from old high school for Michael Moore. posted 4:56pm by jholmes Japanese baby is recovering after six organ transplant. posted 4:55pm by jholmes Mother, mad at daughter for having sex, kills her by forcing her to drink bleach and sitting on her. posted 4:52pm by jholmes FBI keeping records on all pre-911 travelers. posted 4:51pm by jholmes Courtney Love regained custody of her child...now be a mom. posted 1:29pm by jholmes Matt Leinart surprised everyone by announcing that he is returning for one more year at USC. posted 1:25pm by jholmes January 14, 2005 Photos of hot teacher, Debra Beasley Lafave, who is accused of having sex with a 14 year old student. That boy has to be bummed that this came to an end. posted 12:27pm by jholmes Guest speaker at San Francisco middle school tells 8th graders that they can earn $250,000 a year by stripping and exotic dancing. posted 11:30am by jholmes According to a London website, Janet Jackson wears a penis around her neck. Now if they could just get Michael to use his with adults. posted 11:03am by jholmes Redesigned and revamped BumpHotties page is now up. posted 10:30am by jhlmes Couple names boy Yahoo! as a sign of gratitude over their meeting on the net. posted 9:57am by jholmes Bush gives senator new nickname. Also, what is President Bush reading? posted 9:34am by jholmes Randy? Terrell? Steinbrenner? Tyson? Vote in the Bumpshack Poll on Who is the Biggest Jerk in Sports. posted 1:59am by jholmes When frat brothers get real jobs: Airtran pilot arrested for being intoxicated in the cockpit. posted 12:24am by jholmes Man who sued over God in Pledge of Allegiance is now suing to keep prayer out of the inauguration for GWB, which is a 200 year tradition. posted 12:17am by jholmes Pentagon toyed with the idea of a sex bomb in the early 90's that would make enemy soldiers find their fellow soldiers irresistible and therefore provoke widespread homosexual behavior between them which would lower morale. posted 12:04am by jholmes January 13, 2005 Matt Leinart of USC delays decision to go pro one more day. Get USC Jerseys and Gear. posted 7:25pm by jhomes The best and worst hairstyles of all-time. posted 7:20pm by jholmes Ebay is raising prices it charges to sellers. posted 7:16pm by jholmes Jacko you might be in trouble when one of your defense witnesses is Chris Tucker. posted 7:10pm by jholmes BumpInterview with Evan Farmer coming up soon. Talked to him yesterday and we are going to try to have it done by the end of the month. Evan fan? Then bid to have your photo, personal message to Evan, and title of #1 Evan Farmer fan displayed along with the interview when it is released. posted 2:59pm by jholmes Do not forget to join the Bumpshack Message Board and post on all the hot topics and poll questions. Free to join. Michael Jackson slapped with paternity suit. posted 2:50pm by jhlmes Randy Moss fined $10,000 by NFL for "moon shot". posted 2:46pm by jholmes Brad Pitt arrives in Tokyo to promote Oceans 12. International media banned from attending and local media restricted from asking questions about breakup with wife. posted 1:44pm by jholmes Clint Eastwood threatens to kill Michael Moore if he shows up on his door step with a camera. posted 11:06am by jholmes Insider Tip on what the Mass Media is not Reporting in Kuwait: Kuwait authorities have arrested and are grilling over 30 Saudis and Kuwaiti concerning a terrorist attack this week in Kuwait that killed two state security men. Terrorists have been trying to sneak explosives onto the American bases there and are seeking to punish the Kuwaitis for their support of the United States. Yesterday, civilian employees could not get onto a base there because traces of explosives were found on an Arab bus. posted 2:12am by jholmes Playmate Acquitted: Centerfold Carmella DeCesare was found not guilty of karate kicking an ex-girlfriend of Cleveland Browns quarterback Jeff Garcia. posted 1:11am by jholmes Major League Baseball and the Players Association have revamped the steroid policy between them. Now, first time offenders can be suspended from playing. posted 12:46am by jholmes Bad, Bad, Bad Prince: Prince Harry wears Nazi costume to friend's party. posted 12:44am by jholmes Michael Jackson Grand Jury Testimony: See what the accuser is saying Jacko did to him. posted 12:42am by jholmes January 12, 2005 John Grisham has a new book out titled The Broker that is #2 on Amazon Best Sellers list. posted 6:02pm by jholmes I added a few photos from my snowboarding trip to Lake Tahoe at BumpPhotos. posted 3:29pm by jholmes A Sri Lankan man has been accused of trying to sell his grandchildren. I am sure there were days that my grandparents and parents wanted to do the same. posted 3:08pm by jholmes "I Love America"...as Don King would say. King sued ESPN for $2.5 billion dollars today. posted 2:50pm by jholmes Tony Dungy gives some light as to what Randy Moss might have been getting at with his 'moon dance'.
What went wrong? Pitt-Aniston rumors. Did Brad give ultimatum? Talk about it on Bumpshack Message Board. posted 9:48am by jholmes Too much Brown Sugar: Singer D'Angelo charged with Drunk Driving. posted 8:52am by jholmes Devine Birth: Ann McDonald gives birth in McDonalds parking lot. The McBirth was right under the Golden Arches. posted 8:47am by jholmes Pack those Tightie Whities: Arkansas man rescued after tying his white briefs to the end of his gun and waving them for rescue workers to see. The man was lost in the flooded backwoods during a hunting trip. posted 8:44am by jholmes Playmates Gone Bad: Former Playmate of the Year, Carmella DeCesare, on trial for karate kicking ex-girlfriend of Cleveland Browns quarterback Jeff Garcia. posted 8:37am by jholmes Tennessee man kills his wife, and two others at her workplace. posted 8:33am by jholmes Indonesian man survives 15 days on raft after tsunami. posted 8:30am by jholmes Mr. Blackwell says that Nicollette Sheridan was the worst dressed celebrity of 2004. posted 12:49am Dan Rather sees everyone around him fired, yet he still can not apologize for his wrongdoing and deceit in the CBS Memo-gate scandal. Dan kept his job only because he had already turned in his March retirement/resignation. posted 12:36am by jholmes A Nebraska man is selling Ad space on his forehead. posted 12:08am by jholmes January 11, 2005 Preorder Lee Ann Womack's new album There's More Where That Came From. The album has a song called "Painless" that was co-written by Luke Laird. Luke was an original member of the Bumpshack, when we all lived together back in 1999. posted 4:23pm by jholmes L.A. Rain: City records wettest 15 days in its history. posted 3:08pm by jholmes Disappointing: Macaulay Culkin will not testify at the Michael Jackson sex molestation trial. posted 3:00pm by jholmes Apple today introduced a $99 Ipod called the iPod Shuffle which will hold around 120 songs and weigh less than a pack of gum. I have the iPod Mini, which holds around a 1000 songs, and love it. posted 2:54pm Katie Hnida, former place kicker at the University of Colorado, claims the sexual harassment started the very first day she arrived there. there is never a place for sexual harassment, but what did she expect being a member of a college football team. posted 9:19am by jholmes BumpBeef is ready to be served ladies. Check out the BumpBeef guys and then talk about them on the Bumpshack Message Board. For you men don't forget the hot women over at BumpHotties. posted 2:48am by jholmes The Mets overpaid for Carlos Beltran. Who would you rather have on your team, Carlos Beltran of the Mets, Lance Berkman of the Astros, or Albert Pujols of the St. Louis Cardinals? posted 1:57am
Preacher dies during Sunday sermon after saying, "And when I go to heaven...." posted 1:38am by jholmes China is finally going to outlaw sex-selective abortions. This had to be done because millions of men where not going to be able to find a wife in twenty years. posted 1:32am by jholmes I don't know if I believe this one, but a new study says that people who sleep more are thinner than those who get less sleep. posted 1:30am by jholmes George Clooney and Bill O'Reilly are back into it over telethons and fund raising. posted 1:26am by jholmes January 10, 2005 Another Carlos? The Mets working on setting up a meeting with Carlos Delgado after signing Carlos Beltran yesterday. Earlier in the off season the Mets signed Pedro Martinez. Get Mets gear in the Bumpshack Team Shop. posted 4:06pm by jholmes Peyton Manning was named the MVP of the NFL after his record breaking season. He received 47 out of 48 first place votes with Michael Vick receiving the other vote. Get your own Peyton jersey and and other Colt merchandise in the Bumpshack Team Store. posted 11:51am by jholmes False CBS Bush documents fallout: Rather leaving, one fired, and four producers asked to resign amidst results of the probe into the made up documents. Also, more on this over at Ratherbiased.com posted 11:22am by jholmes Everyone remember Columbia House? Well, they are now planning a porn video club. The days of 14 for the price of 1 are back. posted 8:55am by jholmes Top phrase of 2004: "Red State, Blue State" posted 8:45am by jholmes The slow American tsunami: California endures another day of rain and floods. There has also been 19 feet of snow dumped in California and Nevada in the past days. I was in the middle of the snow storm, but was able to find a small window of time to get out of there. The storms have killed over 8 people so far. posted 8:39am by jholmes Could it be true? Dubya and Bubba actual enjoy each others company? posted 1:18am by jholmes Randy Moss has a monster game against the Packers , but he is in trouble with the NFL for mooning the Green Bay fans after one of his touchdowns. Shop for gear of your favorite NFL team in the Bumpshack Team Shop. posted 1:11am by jholmes
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