A new tell-all book written by Ian Halperin promises to reveal the darkest secrets of the hottest Hollywood couple, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. The best kept secret is that the Brangelina pseudo-marriage is a fraud, as in it’s not as perfect as they wants us to believe it is because they are really just human (GASP!).

‘Brangelina Exposed‘ promises to explain how the famous couple “have successfully manipulated the public into believing a glamorous fairytale that bears little resemblance to the reality of the pair’s life together,” according to a press release.

No marriage is a fairytale so since when is this piece of information a dark secret!?! The book also unveils new details of Angelina’s relationship with her father Jon Voight, her struggle with heroin use, suicidal impulses and sexual exploits, which is not exactly breaking news. We could write a book with numerous things we find with a simple Google search on Angie’s dark past.

And tell-all wouldn’t be a tell-all if it didn’t include the tension between the two and how they are headed straight to a nasty break up… sometime soon… in the future. “Jolie’s personal lifestyle choices are not only affecting her growing family but causing serious and potentially irreparable tensions with Pitt.”

I seriously wouldn’t waste money on this but ‘Brangelina Exposed’ is out December 1, 2009, in a bookstore near you.

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