“California Gurls” singer Katy Perry breaks her silence and speaks for the first time about her separation from her husband Russell Brand, who recently filed for divorce citing the usual “irreconcilable differences.”

No Prenup for Katy Perry & Russell Brand?

The 27 year-old seemed to be sick of the rumors and people (her parents!) trying to speak in her “best interest”, so she set the record straight by going to Twitter to thank her fans for the support and declare “NO ONE” speaks for her.

Katy Perry Wanted Russell Brand to File for Divorce

Katy wrote, “I am so grateful for all the love and support I’ve had from people around the world. You guys have made my heart happy again. Concerning the gossip, I want to be clear that NO ONE speaks for me. Not a blog, magazine, “close sources” or my family.”

Go Katy! I was particularly annoyed when I read that Katy’s parents, Pastors Keith and Mary Hudson, were using their daughter’s recent misfortune in the name of God (or whatever they were trying to accomplish!).

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Katy’s mom preached to the congregation at Church On The Rise in Westlake, OH: “I’m sure Katy is trending on the internet just to get you to church tonight. I mean all over the world, who knows how God is bringing them in? The most important thing is you are here and God wants to put the fire in you in 2012.”

What the hell is that suppose to mean? Katy’s divorce will fill churches? Do preachers even have to make sense at all? I just hate when people take God’s name in vain. It’s a sin, for Christ’s sake!

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Singer/songwriter/actor/dancer Jason Derulo suffered a serious neck injury called the “hang man’s break” during rehearsals and was forced to cancel his upcoming “Future History” world tour.

“I fractured my neck doing tumbling & acrobatics 4 tour! Always tryin 2 push boundaries 4 YOU! Like my new chain? ,” Jason tweeted with the picture above.

There’s a thin line between bad luck and good luck! The 22 year-old updated his fans and followers about his condition, giving detailed info about the injury and how lucky he is to be alive.

Jason wrote, “My injury is called a “Hang Man’s Break” because it is the same bone that is broken when someone is hung! I am so blessed to still be here! 95% of ppl with the same injury end up paralyzed or gone. Everything happens for a reason. Traumatic experiences can change you for the better. My outlook on life is so much clearer! Don’t forget what’s important. Life is short so do it today, tomorrow could be a day too late!”

Jason is one of the lucky 5%. He has every reason to be extremely happy and grateful. For future reference, stay safe! The fans do not really need to see Jason risking his life on stage.

We wish Jason a quick and full recovery!

[image: Jason Derulo/Twitter]

Former reality star Kelly Osbourne fractured her left hand in three places after falling out of bed and was immediately taken taken to a hospital in Miami, Florida over the weekend. Poor Kelly tweeted through the whole ordeal.

Kelly explained, “i must be the most accident prone/stupid person it the world i fell out my bed while sleeping last night & fractured my hand in 3 places! its my left hand & im left handed so my mum has to brush my hair & cut my food 4 me i feel like a baby again. of course my mum is loving it!”

Shannon Osbourne is brushing her daughter’s hair and cutting her food. Really? And she is actually enjoying it!? Don’t they have servants to do that? I thought Ozzy Osbourne was like rock royalty. He is the “Prince of Darkness” yet he is driving his daughter around to get a re-cast.

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Miss Kelly O tweeted, “im in sooooooo much pain i can’t sleep it’s bloody excruciating! Thumbs up!!! My dad took me back 2 the hospital 2 get my hand re-casted he even picked the color! Feeling much better!!”

“The worst part is i permanently look like I’m giving everyone the thumbs up because of the way its casted! i look like such a tw**!,” she whined.

Just last month, Kelly paid a visit to the hospital after cracking her head open, suffering a concussion. Long story short, Kelly is a major clutz! And I can relate to that.

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With more than 4 million followers, Demi Moore aka @MrsKutcher is one of the most popular tweeters, but she is not exactly in a rush to change her Twitter handle after announcing she would be filing for divorce from her estranged husband Ashton Kutcher.

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Why? Instead of simply changing, the 49 year-old actress basically wasted a precious amount of time trying to explain why she had not change it… yet! And that brings us back to the question “why.”

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Demi tweeted, “changing my twitter name isn’t a top priority right now. sorry it bothers so many of u. should I not tweet until I do?does it really matter?”

Top priority? How long does exactly it take to change a Twitter name? What is Demi afraid of? Seriously, why is that even so freaking important? But, more importantly is why do we even care whether Demi changes her Twitter name or not?

I’m SO over overthinking this!

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Twitter announced today that it will be releasing several major changes to the service in the upcoming days.

The video above shows how the design and Twitter usability will change with the web and mobile version of Twitter.

The company also announced that it will start having ‘brand pages’ for companies.

Ah. Tori Spelling’s husband Dean McDermott was so excited to be sharing his birthday experience with his wife and his kids on Twitter that he failed to realize he posted a picture of his son, Liam Aaron McDermott, featuring the actress’ naked books in the background (see picture below).

Tori Spelling In Bikini To Prove She’s Not Scary Skinny

WHOOPS. The picture was quickly taken down by Tori’s hubby as soon as he realized people on Twitter were actually not loving the picture of his adorable child but appreciating his wife’s bare anatomy. How? How does that happen?? Tori must be furious!

Pic Of Tori Spelling’s Boobs On Twitter go on reading »

Actress/singer Demi Lovato, who was recently caught kissing her older boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama, decided to finally get rid of her boring brunette look and get a makeover. Demi just debuted a brand new, hot, fiery long red hair on Twitter.

PHOTOS: Demi Lovato & Wilmer Valderrama Caught Making Out

Demi announced on Twitter, “Changing my hair color today…. Red hurr she don’t curr…” Later, she posted the pictures above with the caption, “Just woke up from a nap.. Can’t believe I fell asleep before tweeting this……….. ”

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The 19 year-old “Skyscraper” singer seems to have been regaining some confidence. Demi is looking better than ever and hopefully that is exactly how she feels. I love the new red hair. What do you think? Brunette or ginger?

[image: Demi Lovato/Twitter]

Socialite Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ 72 day marriage is currently a trending topic all over the world on the popular social networking site, Twitter. The fact Kim just filed for divorce doesn’t seem to surprise people in the Twitterverse, but everybody is rather interested in making jokes at their expense, using the hastag #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage.

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Here are some of the funniest tweets (… I could gather when the search results for #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage give roughly 200 updates per minute):

@Kaneshow: “Lindsay Lohan’s line of coke #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage”

@TheMadea: “#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage the amount of characters Twitter allows per tweet.”

@Lord_Voldemort7: “#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage: Snape’s nose.”

@DanWolken: I’ll give Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries this. Their marriage lasted longer than the revival of Charlie’s Angels.”

@starcasm: “#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage snooki’s legs..”

@rpreece: “#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage this hashtag.”

@Sir_Scribbles: “#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage a black man’s lifespan in a horror movie.”

@Kushandwisdom: “#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage Tyra Banks forehead..”

@SatelliteShow: “#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage the NBA lockout”

@Khleo_T: “#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage her sextape with Ray J”

@TRizzleComedy: “#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage.. The silence while Dora theExplorer awaits a response.”

@mallsta: “#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage The time it took me to type #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage”

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Although rumors regarding her departure from Real Housewives of New Jersey have been circulating for months, Jacqueline Laurita took to her Twitter this week to set the record straight.

She’s out like a fat kid in dodgeball.

I feel nauseous and feverish… No reunion for me. Sorry guys. XOXO!

Why, whatever do you mean Jacqueline?  I can’t imagine there’s any bad blood on the set of RHONJ!  Please note the sarcasm.

Laurita later elaborated on her previous Tweet.

Someone (not me) got set up tonight. There are some sneaky people trying to make someone look bad & then play innocent on camera. Sad.

Apparently, some craaaazy shiz went down at the annual fashion show for the boutique Posche on Tuesday night and Laurita finally decided that enough was enough.

I can’t be part of the Charade anymore… It’s unsettling. It’s disturbing & against what I stand for. I’m a REAL housewife…

I’d like to only focus on positive things now please. I threw the trash out.I’m cleaning now and reorganizing.Starting fresh and new

Good for you Jacqueline, buuuuuut what exactly made you think this kind of stuff wasn’t going to happen?  You do realize you signed up to do a reality show, right?  And you have watched reality television before, right?

Okay, just checking.

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Another Jersey Shore star is hitting a major Twitter milestone this week.

Sammi ‘Sweetheart’ Giancolo, has wrangled herself one million followers… finally.  She’s the third-to-last Shore-er to cross the million follower threshold.  Behind her?  Her on again/off again meathead boyfriend Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Shore newcomer Deena Cortese.

To commemorate the special occasion, Sammi took a moment to Tweet something poignant and thought-provoking to her fans.

1 MILLION FOLLOWERS!!!!!! Thank you to all my fans, your support truley (sic) means everything to me! xoxo love you all!

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi still leads the pack with over 3,000,000 followers, with DJ Pauly D nipping at her heels with over 2,250,000.

You’ve got a long way to go, Sweetheart.

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Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has had her fair share of hiccups in the love department (**cough** Kieffer Delp **cough**), but it looks like the 19-year-old hasn’t given up on finding true love.

Evans took to her Twitter this week to give her fans a sneak peek at her new beau,

Preview of my new man he is simply amazing to me (sic)…

No word yet on the identity of the mystery man, but judging by the picture, it looks like he makes our Jelley Bean pretty darn happy.

After the year this girl’s had – court dates, probation, drug and assault charges, wearing an orange traffic vest to pick up trash in public – I guess she deserves a break.  I only hope that she doesn’t forget about the most important man in her life – Jace.

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump took to her Twitter account this week to offer condolences regarding fellow RHOBH star Russell Armstrong’s recent suicide.

After being singled out by Armstrong’s mother during an HLN interview, as one of the driving forces behind her son’s suicide, Vanderpump made sure to let her 126,000 Twitter followers know that she is truly in a state of grief for the entire Armstrong family.

There are no words to describe the shock and utter devastation we all feel@TaylorArmstrong,for some life is too challenging,know we love you.

There is nothing I hate more than a “condolences” Tweet.  Sending someone your “thoughts and prayers” via a Twitter is about as heartfelt as a belated birthday message on Facebook.

Oh, but it gets worse.  Vanderpump (who I usually adore) then felt the need to log into her dog, Giggy’s Twitter account and pen a Tweet for the tiny Pomeranian.

A very sad time…I look at life a little differently today..my heart aches for@TaylorArmstrong ..

Listen Lisa, your dog, and his 32,000 followers (what is wrong with you people!?) don’t need to be weighing in on something as serious as a suicide.  Send flowers like a normal animal and leave the Tweeting to the human beings.

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