Tom Cruise wants nine more kids with Katie Holmes.  Cruise was so excited about fathers day that he must have forgot her contract will run out before that would be possible.

George Clooney is stealing the action movie roles from Tom Cruise now.  Cruise has always had first dibs on scripts coming out of Hollywood, but George Clooney is being offered the role in the yet-to-be filmed action thriller.

“There isn’t a major studio that will offer Tom Cruise a $200 million movie now,” one source told me. “There’s going to be a big reconsideration now of what he should do next.”

What happened? “Obviously they [Scientology] told him it was time to pay up one way or another,” says an old Cruise associate. “They definitely forced him to go public.”  

Gossip queen Joan Rivers recently slammed Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at an Australian awards show. 

Rivers said, "Did you hear Tom Cruise just had a baby? He was there when it was born... He should have been there when it was conceived!" Last October, Rivers accused Holmes of being untalented and claimed her engagement to Cruise was the best thing she had ever done.

Rivers said, "Each woman has done very well by him - Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz. So this one, Katie Holmes , who doesn't seem to have much talent, is probably the luckiest of all. I saw her in Batman Begins and, let's just say, she better hang on to Tom for a while!"

Tom Cruise banned Katie's parents from seeing their first grandchild until he was back from promoting MI:III overseas so he could monitor the initial visit between the new mother and her parents according to sources close to the situation.

Forget whatever it was Tom Cruise told Diane Sawyer about his relationship with Katie Holmes' parents.

The truth is, Katie's parents, Martin and Kathleen Holmes, didn’t get to see baby Suri up close and personal until the day of the "Mission: Impossible 3" premiere in Los Angeles. That would have been May 4. Suri was born in the late afternoon on April 17.

You do the math, fans. That's two and a half weeks. The Holmeses were specifically not invited until Tom was back home in Los Angeles after his worldwide promotional tours and could monitor the baby’s first visit with her maternal grandparents. Tom’s mother, Mary Jo Mapother-South was there for the delivery. So were Tom’s sisters. But, as widely reported, the Holmeses were at their vacation home in Florida when they got the news that their daughter had given birth to their first grandchild.

“They are heartbroken,” says the source who filled me in on this, and this person knows what they’re talking about. But no one who’s interviewed Cruise for "MI:3" has dared asked these questions. Instead, they’ve let Cruise refer to Katie as “Kate” and do all the talking for her. The Holmeses are scared to speak out, say friends, for fear that they will be cut off even more from Katie and Suri.   posted 1:33am by jholmes

Boycott Mission Impossible III to show your displeasure with Mr. Cruise.

Tom continues to drag a tired Katie Holmes around in a desperate attempt to drum up support for the fledging Mission Impossible III. 

"Mission: Impossible 3" had a bad Tuesday, falling $300,000 more at the box office from Monday’s $3.5 million. That means it’s off 80 percent or so since Sunday.

Are people just waiting, or have they really turned on their old pal, Tom Cruise? It didn’t help that he dragged Katie Holmes up to Seattle for a promo appearance three weeks after she gave birth.

Reports were that she looked tired — and rightly so. Mothers don’t usually leave their babies after three weeks. How peculiar this whole saga continues to be.

Now, Cruise is on the cover of Good Housekeeping — an obvious bid to the female audience —and sounds quite manic in Kate Coyne’s story.

Companies find impossible mission in dealing with Cruise and movie tie-in's. 

With Cruise both starring in and producing the Paramount Pictures release, he had an unusual amount of control over promotional decisions that are usually left more solidly in the hands of studios.

Tom Cruise has nixed a topless scene of Katie Holmes from the movie Thank You For Smoking.

A source said: "Tom wasn't too pleased when he found out about Katie. She flashed quite a lot of flesh and he didn't think it was appropriate because of their Scientology beliefs. Katie was happy to go along with it."

The brunette's raunchy sex scene with Aaron Eckhart was included in the first screening on the film at the Toronto Film Festival in Canada last year, however, it had been mysteriously deleted when the film was screened at the Sundance Film Festival in Utah this year.

Mission Under Perform

Impossible Opening Weekend:  Mission Impossible III will be the top movie at the box office this weekend but it is not coming close to the original estimates for the weekend.  Did Cruise kill this movie with his craziness?

Box Office Mojo's Brandon Gray says that the weekend total should now be in the $45 million range. It's not a catastrophe by any means, but it does show that star Tom Cruise's public persona and negative publicity plus a raft of mediocre reviews for the film have put a dent in his plans to rule the universe.  

Grays says the new "Mission" numbers are a disappointment because both installments 1 and 2 did much better. "They each sold around 50 percent more tickets on their opening weekends (Friday-Sunday)," Gray says, "despite opening on Wednesdays."

At this rate, Cruise may want some kind of pharmacological drug to ease the pain on Sunday night. Paramount execs definitely will.

It appears that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have finally agreed on a pre-nup. 

Brooke Shields and her good friend Tom Cruise had children on the same day.  Shields baby girl is named Grier and the TomKitty is Suri.  Shields and Cruise's BEEF goes back nearly a year now....so here is a look at the odds of these events happening to their newborns in their lifetimes. 

Odds that Suri's mom had an epidural: 200 to 1
Odds that Grier's mom will embark on a regimen of psychotherapy and prescriptions to combat postpartum depression: 5 to 2
Odds that Suri's mom will do the same: 500,000 to 1
Odds that Grier will star in Mom's next TV movie of the week: 12 to 1
Odds that Suri will appear in Mission: Impossible IV: 10 to 1
Odds that both Grier and Suri will be teased on the playground over their names: 1 to 2
Odds that Grier will be mortified when she comes across old ads of her mom letting nothing come between herself and her Calvins: 3 to 2
Odds that Suri will be mortified when she comes across footage of her dad dancing to Bob Seger in his tighty-whities in Risky Business: 2 to 1
Odds that Grier and Suri will have a playdate or a slumber party five years from now: 2,000 to 1
Odds that Grier and Suri would be born on the same day: 1,000,000,000,000 to 1
Odds of same, adjusted for karma: Even

I knew I heard screaming this afternoon. Katie Holmes gave birth to the alien child this afternoon.  Cruise and Holmes have a baby girl and they gave it the alien name Suri.

The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning "princess," or in Persian, meaning "red rose," the statement said.

Tom Cruise set to eat placenta after Katie gives birth according to GQ magazine.

Tom Cruise says there will be no baptism for his upcoming alien child with Katie Holmes who was raised Catholic.

"No, I mean you can be Catholic and be a Scientologist. You can be Jewish and be a Scientologist. But we're just Scientologists."

The superstar dad-to-be also confirms to Sawyer that Holmes, in the final stages of her pregnancy with the couple's first child, will adhere to Scientology's practice of quiet birth. Cruise explains that "quiet birth," which aims to minimize talk and other noise inside the delivery room," is "basically just respecting the mother."

Thanks Tom! Group takes out ad in L.A. Weekly after schizophrenic Scientologist refuses, drugs, takes vitamins, hears voices and proceeds to kill his mother.

“Thanks, Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology, for your expert advice on mental health,” blasts an ad in LA Weekly. The ad goes on to say that a woman was killed “by the schizophrenic son she was told to treat with vitamins instead of psychiatric care.”

The ad refers readers to a Web site, which provides details on the case of Jeremy Perkins, a 28-year-old schizophrenic who stabbed his mother to death. Perkins was a staunch Scientologist and his mother was a counselor in the church — which opposes psychiatry and psychiatric drugs and “believes modern psychiatric medicine derives from an ancient alien civilization’s plot to drug and enslave humanity,” notes the site.

More on Jeremey Perkins: A Scientology Tragedy

Tom Cruise is attacking psychiatric drugs once again.  The righteous actor goes on to boost of his helping others kick the drug habit in the new GQ.

He tells the magazine, "I've always found the 'if it makes me feel better, it's OK' rationale a little suspect. "I think it's appalling that people have to live a life of drug addiction when I have personally helped people get off drugs."

Tom talking about his priorities when asked if he was going to marry Katie Holmes:

“First the baby, then the film, then, in summer, we want to get married. I won’t let this woman get away.”

Tom Cruise has had poster placards delivered and posted all over his mansion to remind Katie Holmes to remain silent during  her upcoming child birth.

The couple — following the Scientology tradition of a silent birth — had the posters delivered to their Beverly Hills mansion.

One reads: “Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable.”

Dawson’s Creek actress Katie, 26, must “keep mum” and will not even be allowed painkillers when she has the couple’s first child due any day.

Followers believe it is traumatic for babies to hear their mother scream or groan when giving birth. They think it can cause “psychic” damage, which takes years of therapy to overcome.

The doctrine stresses newborns cannot be poked or prodded for medical tests or spoken to for seven days.

Tom Cruise is jumping up and down on furniture again......this time it's a chair. 

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes might already be married.  They possibly were married eight months ago on a Scientologist boat at sea.

Cruise and Holmes, who met a few months earlier, are said to have exchanged rings emblazoned with triangular Scientology symbols during a Caribbean cruise aboard the sect’s ship the Freewinds. (They supposedly wear their rings only at church functions.) Holmes, who once claimed she would remain virginal until her wedding day, wore white, says the tab. After the ceremony, the couple walked across a tiny bridge — a Scientology symbol for the journey to “total freedom,” sources claim. Scientologists John Travolta and Kirstie Alley are said to have been on the ship, where guests also celebrated Cruise’s 43rd birthday. Holmes’ Catholic family was not present, but is due to attend their “official” wedding later this year.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes showed poor funeral manners recently at a funeral in Australia.  Cruise and Holmes were groping each other during the service.

The Daily News reports that the two were engaged in yet another inappropriate display of public groping in the middle of the service, which took place at the Sydney Opera House. All of which caused Arizona Republic reporter Suzanne Condie Lambert to wonder, "Can suspiciously fake love get any creepier?"   

Tom Cruise and the pregnant Katie Holmes are denying that they are breaking up.

Former fiancé Chris Klein says he will not be buying Katie Holmes a baby or wedding gift.